You: *kicks TaeTae's dick*
TaeTae: OWW!! YOU JUST KICKED V!!
You: *Snorts* yea right I bet you don't even have a dick
Yoongi: *comes in* I know right?? Mine is more swaggier then yours..
TaeTae: well.. mINE LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT!!
You: Tf?? Okay!! So I kicked Tae's and now your turn Yoongi!! I bet your dick isn't as swaggy as u think huh??
You: *kicks Yoongi's dick*
Yoongi: OWW!! *rubs dick* SUGA'S SENSITIVE YOU KNOW!!
You: What?? I thought Suga is swaggy..
Jimin: *comes out of nowhere* aND WHAT IS THIS FUCKTERY ALL ABOUT?? Ohh.. I see where this is going.. okay!! *opens pants* SEE?? MINE IS THE BIGGEST COMPARED TO ALL OF YOU!!
You: Eww.. Gross!! *kicks Jimin's dick*
Jimin: *gasps* yOU JUST KICKED CHIMCHIM!!
Jungkook: *brings Jin with him* Hyung.. What is that?? It looks like a sausage..
Suga: It is called.. a dick maknae - ah..
Tae: AND YOU HAVE ONE!!
Jungkook: O really?? *looks down at pants* *pokes it* OOHH I DO HAVE ONE!! AND IT'S SQUISHY TOO!! IMMA CALL IT KOOKIE!!
Jin: WOAHH WOAHH!! THERE KIDS!! STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!! ITS OBVIOUS THAT MINE IS THE MOST FABULOUS!!
Jin: *flips dick* SEE?!!
Namjoon: And where did that come out from?? *points at Jin's dick*
Jin: Hmm.. I don't know either..
Hoseok: *comes running into the room* GUYSS!! I HAVE A SUPERPOWER!!
Jungkook: *excited* WHAT IS IT??! TELL MEE!!
Hoseok: So I am your hope and sunshine right??
Bts: Yes
Hoseok: I CAN MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER JUST WITH MY SUNLIGHT AND HOPE!!
You: Eww.. Wtf?? *kicks Hoseok's dick*
Hoseok: OWW!! YOU KICKED HOBI!! Oo!! OKAY!! LET'S USE MY SUNSHINE AND HOPE!! *says strange shit*
Suga: Yo Tae!! Do you understand what he's saying??
Tae: OF COURSE!! HOSEOK HYUNGG!!
Hoseok: what??
Tae: *communicates with Hoseok (alien ver.)*
Suga: Ugh.. Useless *face palms*
Hoseok: *fails on growing his dick*
Jin: SEE?? MINE IS THE MOST FABB!!

The end??