Jin
Jin: Hello! I'm your princess Jin!
Friend #1: I WANT YOU!
Friend #2: BITCH, NO! HE'S MINE!
You: -_-
Friend #3: Ignore those stupid girls. How are you?
Friend #4: Sup.
You: ^~^

J-Hope
J-Hope: Hello! I'm your hope, I'm your angel, I'm J-Hope =3
Friend #1: Awww, cinnamon roll.
Friend #2: Hello Hope!!
Friend #3: Hello.
Friend #4: Sup cutie.

Jungkook
Jungkook: *does a cute, playful wink* Hello, I'm Jungkook.
Friend #1: I feel attacked...
Friend #2: Yup. Is he single?
Me: No, i'm dating him.
Friend #2: ...Fuck.
Friend #3: Hello.
Friend #4: Sup.

Jimin
Jimin: Hello! I'm Jimin!
Friend #1: HOLY BANANAS! HOW IS A MAN SO HOT!?
Friend #2: I need him...
Me: Back off him. He's my boyfriend.
Friend #2: Oh...shit...
Friend #3: Hello.
Friend #4: Sup.

Suga
Suga: Sup, I'm Suga.
Friend #1: Hello!
Friend #2: Hi!
Friend #3: Hello cutie!
Friend #4: Is he taken?
You: Yes, we're dating.
Friend #4: Oh.

V
V: Hello! I'm V! Nice to meet you!
Friend #1: That's a weird name.
You: *death glares her*
Friend #1: I meeeeannn...It's a fantastic name.
V: Thank chu!~ ^~^
Friend #2: Cute cinnamon roll.
Friend #3: Adorable!
Friend #4: Coot.

Rap Monster
Rap Monster: Hello, I'm Rap Monster.
Friend #1: Can I touch your hair? It looks so soft!
Rap Monster: Rather not.
Friend #1: Okie.
Friend #2: Holy shit you're hot.
Friend #3: Colorful hair.
Friend #4: Sup.