Jin: So... I am taking care of 5 Children, I have to feed them everyday, including my husband if I presume, and to make it short I have a group called BTS, you.. what do you call yourselves.

Tony Stark: The Avengers. That's what we call ourselves; we're sort of like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" type thing.

Jin: Yes, I've met them.

Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: First, I have demi-god.

Jin: I have a destruction god.

Tony Stark: . . .a super soldier

Jin: . . I have a shining bright slug turtle

Tony Stark: .  .. a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend (himself)

Jin: *snorts* . . yours truly, the most handsome man alive, husband material, *whispers* that every girls ideal, ya know what I mean

Tony Stark: *eyes rolls*. . . I have also a man with breath-taking anger management issues;

Jin: . . Well I have an Alien Son.. No one can't control him, but himself.

Tony Stark: . a couple of master assassins, beat that.

Jin: Well.. I have 2 sons who killed Mama last year with their hardcore performance, you see that knee drop and shirt ripping?? AHhh.. Memories. They grew up so fast. *wiping tears*

Tony Stark:  and YOU, broad shoulder fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.

Jin: Ohh.. Haha. I'll take it us a compliment. Well, bitch, That was the plan.

Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they'll come for you.

Jin: Oh really? Well.. .  I have a whole wide range of A.R.M.Y. :)

Tony Stark: We have a Hulk

Jin: I have Jungkook.

Tony Stark: . . . Oh really? You're Jungkook has nothing to do with---

Jungkook: *gasps heavily* *clinging at Iron Man's side, whispering* I LOVE YOU.

Tony Stark: Ugh.. What's this ch---HEY WHO'S THIS CHILD BEHIND ME..

Jin: Oh.. That's Jungkook, he's your No. 1 fan. He just woke up from sleep. Now, He's so happy to see you.

Jungkook: Golden Maknae loves you Senpai. You have to see my collection of iron-man socks.

Jin: Awww. so sweet. I'm not gonna ruin the moment, I gonna go and cook some snacks. pffft... Rich billionaire he says. Hahaha. Has nothing to do with children. Haha

Tony Stark: HEY BROAD SHOULDERS! COME BACK HERE! DONT LEAVE ME ALONE HERE WITH THIS CHILD!

Jin: Have fun Baby Kookie. I'm gonna go and get some snacks for our guest today.

Jungkook: DO YOU KNOW ABOUT G-DRAGON YOU HAVE TO MEET HIM TOO! YOU DONT KN---*gasps*

Tony Stark: Oh god. Please shut up.

Jungkook: WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO~???

Tony Stark: Oh no kid. Don't press that--

Jungkook: *presses the button on Iron Man's suit*

/Iron Man Explodes/

Jin: Snack time Mr. Stark--

Jungkook: *looks that comes from an explosion running to Jin* MOM! MOM! LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MR. IRON MAN! HIS HAAAAND!!!

Jin: . .wtf did you do to him?

Jungkook: He goes BOOOOM! :D OH MY GOD! NEVERMIND THAT! WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT... I HAVE THE REAL HAND OF IRON MAN.

Jin: oh shit.