Hoseok: Hi babe..
*back hugs you while whispering to your ears*

You: . . . 

Hoseok: *whispering* You're so sexy right now..

You: *heavy breathing*

Hoseok: *sniffs your neck*

You: *shivering*

Hoseok: You smell so good. You're turning me on.

Hoseok: We will be having so much fun tonight, I brought some cond--

Girl Across You: HOSEOK!?!?

Jhope: HONEY!?

Jhope: *flipped you to face him*

Jhope: *gasps, eyes widen*

Jhope: *looks at you, looks at the girl across you*

Jhope: HOLY UNICORNS!

Jhope: HONEY!! I CAN EXPLAIN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE HER~

You: Hi.. *nervous voice*
*nervous laughing like a potato*  

Jhope: OH MY G---MIANHEU~ SORRYEU~ I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY JAGIYAEU~ BYE!

Jhope: *leaves you*

You: *WTF just happened face*

*innocence level: scarred, demolished, vanquished*

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PS. I literally died at Hoseok's GIF above. T^T