Suga: CAN ANYONE TELL YOUR HIGHNESS WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?!

BTS: /on their own worlds/

Suga: MANAGER HYUNG WHERE----

Manager: WE'RE HERE!

/Car stops at Suga's house/

Suga: Huh...WAIT! IT'S MY HOME..

Rapmon: SURPRISE HYUNG!

Jin: we thought you might need to---

Suga: *squinty face* Why the hell...

V: TAEHYUNG WANNA MEET OTHER PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE YOONGI~

Suga: Aish~

Jungkook: I heard you have a Noona~

Jimin: I bet she's hot~
*bit lower lip*

Suga: *smacks Jimin*

Jimin: OUCH! My lips were bleeding! HYUNG!!

Jin: Yaaaa! YaaaH!! stop squirming... We should get going. Before..

/the car's gone/

Manager: *voice fading*
SEE YOU LATER~ adieus BOYS~ HAHAHA ♥

BTS: *stared at their fading away van*

Suga: *whispers*
Oh shit oh shit..

/Jhope, Jimin, Jungkook & V excitedly running to the porch/

Jimin: ME FIRST!!! IM GONNA MEET SUGA's NOONA!!

Jungkook: *grabs Jimin's hair*
GET OUT OF MY WAY! I'm sure she wont see you, Hobbit.

Jimin: YAH! Cheater!
*grabs Jungkook's hood*

Jhope: I WONDER WHAT SUGA'S BABY BROTHER LOOKS LIKE!

V: *giggling*
AAAHHH!! I CANT WAIT TO PINCH HIS CHEEKS LIKE THIS!!
*pinches Hobi's cheeks*

Jhope: OUCH! MY FACEU~!!

V: Hehehe sorry.. Just got excited..

/Rapmon, Jin, Suga walking behind/

Rapmon: Kids -_-

Jin: hehe let them..Oh, Suga. What's the problem?

(Jimin & Kookie ringing the doorbell on the background)

Suga: Aish.. nothing. It's just---why do we have to..

/Suddenly the door opens/

CL: YEAH!! YEAH!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP ON RINGING THE GODDAMN BELL!!

Jimin & Jungkook:
*stared from foot to head, slow motioning, jaw dropped*

CL: YAH~ WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

V: She...looks...like....Female....Suga...Hyung.

Jhope: /whisper/
Taehyung, she might hear you..

CL: OFCOURSE I CAN HEAR YOU~ WHAT DO----SUGA?

Suga: Aww shit..

CL: YOOONGI!! ^_^
*running to hug Suga*

Jimin & Jungkook: That lucky motherfucker..

Rapmon: *starstruck*
She got swag & Jams all in one.

Suga: YAhh~ Get away from me. -_-

CL: haha Nahh~ Just messing with you lil bro. So is this BTS?

Rapmon: *nervous voice*
R---Rapmon. I'm the---the---

CL: The Leader. Yeah I know. CL.. Also a leader.

Rapmon: *starstrucked, idiotic smile*

Jin: /reaches his hand/
Hi I'm Seokjin, BTS' Hyung.

CL: Hmm? Handshake? Nah... No, We Fist Bump..

*Fist Bumps Jin*

Jin: (in mind) She got Swag. Shit.

Suga: *squinty face*
Yahh~ yahh~ Enough with the sissy talk, let's get inside.

/inside the house, in the living room, CL in the kitchen getting snacks/

Jungkook: shit, we didn't know you got some hot sister  Hyung!!

Suga: *roll eyes*

Jimin: *massaging Suga's Back*
Hyung, please set me a date for her!

Suga: *BOOM!!* *SPLACKZ!!*

V: hahaha.. Kookie & Chim-chim's head were like steamy buns.

Jungkook & Jimin: *OTL* 

Suga: Yahh Noona, where's Midget?

CL: still at school. He'll be home by now.

Suga: Where's mom? dad?

CL: they went on abroad, they'll be back next week.

Suga: /shrugs, going back to the living room/

BTS: /watching Yoongi's baby album/

Suga: Shit..

Jin: Awww, you're so cute when you're still a baby Yoongi..

Rapmon: And this photo i---*photo tore apart* Uhh..
Do you have any scotch tape?

*Door Knocks*

Jhope: IT MUST BE SUGA HYUNG'S BABY BRO...
*opens the door*

Suga: Hobi who is it?

Jhope: *froze on the door*

V: hehe Hobi why you froze who is that on the---the---the----the----the----the

Rapmon: What happened to those two?

Woozi: uh, who are you?

JHope&V: KYAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! IT'S SUGA'S BABY BROTHER!!
*screaming like fan girls*

Woozi: (@_ @) eh??

Jhope: YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE SUGA!!! LOOK AT THOSE GUMMY MOUTH~
*pinching his cheeks*
LETS BE BESTFRIENDSEU~

Woozi: Oww.. oww.. T^T

V: Youre HAIR!! ITS SAME COLOR WITH YOUR HYUNG!!!!!!
*ruffling woozi's hair*

Woozi: hehe?? *awkward laugh*

Woozi: Noona who are they..?

CL: Your brothers---

Suga: Peasants.

CL: Oh by the way boys, Woozi doesn't wanna be called cute....

V: HE'S SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE!!! YOU WANT A LOLLIPOP LITTLE GUY??

Woozi: Little?

JHope: COME HERE LITTLE PUFFY BABY CUTIE PATOOTIE MUNCHKIN~

Woozi: Baby?

V & JHope: HE'S REALLY CUTE!  

Woozi: I---AM---NOT----CUTE!!!
/summons a merging Chainsaw from the ground/

CL: *sigh*
told you...

BTS: *lock jaw*

Rapmon: he's----secretly---evil..

Jin: I didn't see that one coming.

Suga: /shrugs/

CL: Swaeg..

Suga: Swaeg.

Everyone: Swaeg.

/Woozi with chainsaw & VHope screaming on the background/