/Yeah, if you saw Shrek 2.. congratulations, you could relate to this/

You both came from the fairy god's mother fucktory and stole a potion for your happily ever after.

You: *reading the potion* It said happily ever after.

You: *opened the bottle*

You: *sniffed at it, and sneezed after sniffing at it*

JHope: YOU DIRTY DIRTY WATER!!!! YOU SHOWERED DIRTY WATER ON ME!!!

You: Sorry Hobi..

Jhope: Let me see that.

You: No Hobi----*too late he already snatched it*

Jhope: Happilyeu.....Evereu.....Aftereu??
*quickly drink it but you snatched it immediately*

You: HEY!!!!---You're so unfair. *while wiping the mouth of the bottle*

Jhope: *tapping his mouth* Mmm.. Taste like water.

You: *rolled your eyes*

Suddenly you find yourself in the barn, you drank all whats inside the bottle.

Later you saw Hobi fainted.

You: Hobi?? Are you al---wow. I'm feeling dizzy too.

/Next morning/

You: *waking up* It's morning.. Hobi?? Hobi?? Where are you..

You saw your reflection in a water and saw you've become a more good looking potato.

You: Oh shit.. I lose weight.. Damn. I'm gonna be an idol on this look. Kpop world, here I come.

Suddenly...You saw a bunch of good looking guys surrounding you.

Guy: Hi Beautiful lady..

Guy2: Where are you from?

Guy3: Can I be your boyfriend?

You: No, I have my guy with me..Have you seen a guy, named Hobi---

Jhope: Hobi? Who are you calling HOBI? 

You: -Hobi? You're a. 

Jhope: A stallion, baby!  

You: Oh fuck

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You: You've become a.

the Guys: A TALKING HORSE!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!
(A/N: I swear to god, I'm gonna appear under your bed and kill you in your sleep if you sing Run of BTS)