BTS when you're on your Period
Rapmon: w---wait? Is it today?? Oh.. Isn't it *counting the days*
You: SHUT UP! YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!!
Rapmon: Okaay.. Okaaay.. Just calm down T.T Ouch.. Ow.
You: *venting all your PMS to Rapmon*
Jin: Why are you slouching like th---oohh is it today?
You: /Nodded/
Jin: /tooks care of you/
Just relax.. Alright? Ill be doing all the work for now, just stay calm and relax..
/coz the last time you got PMS you threw a knife at him/
You: Sugaaaa.. Aaah.. Shit. I got cramps.. Would you buy me some napkins on the store?!
Suga: Huh. Why me. Im still sleepy..
You: SUGA!!
Suga: NEHH NEHH ARRASSEO!!..Aish
*few minutes*
Suga: here.. an all nighters, regular, no wings, with wings and much more--
You: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY!?
Suga: I just bought everything that has a word Napkin. So stop whining. -_-
Jhope: OhmyGod!! Whys your butt Bleedingeu..
You: Shit! Its happening..
Jhope: Ohh its your periodeu?
You: YES!! SO STOP ASKING..
Jhope: Sorry sorry.. y u so angry at Hobi??
Hobi will do anything just dont get angry...I will cook for you, clean the house for you..just be calmeu (ಥ_ಥ)
Jimin: What? You got you're period!?
You: Umm yeah? *in pain*
Jimin: THANK GOD!!!
You: WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?
Jimin: Wanna do it again after that?
*smirks*
You: WHY YOUUUU--
*mercilessly beaten up Jimin from having PMS*
V: Hey, whats that?
You: /saw a blood stain on your shorts/
Oh..no
V: Ommo! ____ youre hurt!?
ARE YOU HURT!?
*panics*
You: No V, I just got my period.
V: *running around the house in panic*
TAEHYUNG WILL GOING TO GET FIRST AID KIT!!
You: No. A napkin will do V -_-
V: This? Hihi
*gives you band aid*
You: Aish Pabo. Outta my way..
Youre not helping -_-
Jungkook: _____... Whats this?
You: /seeing its your blood stain/
Uhh.. Its uhh..Kooki---
Jungkook: Havent I told you before not to eat in bed.. Look what have you done, you spilled ketchup on our bed!
ughHhH.. Im gonna do this again
*taking the sheets bringing it to the laundry*
/he didnt know that today's your period/
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen247.Pro