A/N: *internal screaming* *straight face*

MY BIAS GROUP~SSS

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Unknown: /Tapping Namjoons butt to wake up/

RM: Sttttoooop *sleepy bed voice*

Unknown: /blowing Namjoon's ears/

RM: *scratch his ears* *still eyes close*

Unknown: /tracing his arm/

RM: Mmmmph? What? No... Stop.. *still eyes close*

Unknown: /tickling his neck/

RM: What the---stop.. Please.

Unknown: /tracing his lips/

RM: *quickly turned and quickly wrapped the disturber in his arms*

RM: JIN, I TOLD YOU TO ST---

Jackson: GOOD MORNING BRO! *who's below Rapmon*

RM: What the---

JR: Hey guys breakfast is re---*seeing Rapmon all over Jackson while Jackson's below RM*

JR: O~KAY? *awkwardly walk away*

RM: HEY JR! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! *quickly get off* *run after JR*

JS: Hey comeback. We should cuddle.

RM: SHUT UP JACKSON~

JS: AWWW~ Playing hard to get huh? COMEBACK HERE~!!!

/In the Kitchen/

Jin: Is Namjoon awake? *busy cooking*

JR: *traumatize washing the dishes* *saw RM on the door*

RM: *'Please don't tell what happened' gesture*

JR: Y----yeah.. Yeah. In fact he's here. *looks away*

Jin: Oh.. Namjoon, good, you're awake. Please throw the trash outside. Then have your breakfast.

RM: Okaaay~

JS: HI----Can I help you?? *sweetly*

RM: No, I can handle this by myse---*garbage scattered on the floor*

Jin: NAMJOON!

RM: I'M SORRY!! 

JS: It's alright, I got this~ *wraps all the garbage around his arms and took it out like it's not stinky*

RM: . . . I lose my appetite. *walks away*

/Dining Table/

Yugyeom: COULD YOU STOP!?

JK: *imitates* Could you stop? *throws cereals at Yugyeom*

Yugyeom: HYUNG! JUNGKOOK WON'T STOP!

JR: *looks at them*

Jin: *glared at Jungkook* I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD.

JK: *took one cereal and flicked it on Jin's face* You're saying?

Jin: THAT'S IT!!!

JR: Hey Bro.. Calm down.. Calm down, he's just a kid..

JK: Hey! I'm not a kid anymore, grandpa.

JR: *froze* . . .. *let's go of Jin* Go on. Teach him a lesson.

Jin: Give me my spatula!

JR: No, take this frying pan instead..
*soullessly give it to Jin*

Yugyeom: *sipping his orange juice* You're so screwed.

Mark: *rolling eyes* *blowing his bangs* *leaning at the door*

Mark: *knocks* Are you done?? I really really need the bathroom dude.

/inside the bathroom/

Suga: *intensely rapping infront of the mirror*

Suga: You're SWAEG~ REMEMBER THAT! THERE'S NO---

Mark(outside): *banging the door* HEY!!! I REALLY REALLY NEED IT NOW!!!!!! IT'S BEEN HOURS I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE!

Suga: *sigh* Killjoys. Okay. 

Suga: Hey SWAEGEST PERSON in the world, see you later. *winks at his reflection* *kissed his reflection*

Suga: *opened the door*

Mark: *pissed face*

Suga: U mad?

Mark: GET AWAY!!!!! *rushed inside the bathroom, locked it*

Suga: Hahaha Swaeg.. *walking away*

Suga: Wait, somethin's missing...*gasps* NECK PILLOW!!!

/inside the bathroom/

Mark: Huh? What does this neck pillow doing here inside the---

Suga(outside): HEY!!!! OPEN UP! I NEED MY PILLOW! GIVE ME BACK MY PILLOW! IF THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG'S GONNA HAPPENED TO MY DEAR NECKPILLOW YOU'RE SO GONNA SUFFER THIS TILL YOUR DEATH! YOU HEAR ME!? YOU'RE GONNA SUFFER!!!

Mark: *wears earphones* *smirked*

/Doing the Laundry/

Youngjae: *singing A while doing the laundry*

Jimin: Nice voice bro.

Youngjae; Thanks..

Jimin: But do you hear me sing our song Let Me Know? I was the one who does the high pitch part.

Youngjae: Whoa really? Cool~

Jimin: Hehe THanks. 

*suddenly notice Kookie's undies were mixed at his laundry, puts it in his pocket*

Youngjae: What's that bro?

Jimin: Ahh, nothing. It's mine. Hehehe.

Youngjae: Ohh.. 

Jimin: That's a lot of laundry you're doing there, is that all yours?

Youngjae: Hmm? No.. It was not mine actually I'm washing JB hyung's laundries. ^_^

Jimin: NO WAAAAAAY~ So that means, that boxers you're washing right now is---

Youngjae: hehehe yeah. 

Jimin: Okay.. Let me tell you a secret. This Boxers I took a while ago this is not mine. It's Kookie's.

Youngjae: *looking away in an awkward smile*

Jimin: Don't tell nobody okay? heheh

Youngjae: *nodding with an awkward smile*

JB: Let's see who's the best dancer between us.

JHope: The answer was easy. Me.

JB: Oh yeah?

Jhope: Yeah.

JB: /game face on/

Jhope: /game face on/

JB: We'll see about that..

Jhope: The one who wins this dance battle will be the best dancer among us.

JB: Fine with me. I know it's gonna be me.

JHope: *scoffs* DONT BRAG! BEAVER!

JB: *gasps* OH IT'S ON! IT'S ON!

JHope: Come at me.

/intensely stare at each other/

Jhope: ready?

JB: Always been ready.

JHope: *plays the music*

Radio: *LE-LE-LET'S ROLL*

Touch my body Body
Touch my body Body
Touch my body Body
Touch my body Oh oh~

JB & JHOPE: *intensely dancing with  serious battle face*

/outside/

V: Isn't she beautiful?

Bam-bam: OHHHH!!! So she's the one you've been telling me?

V: Yeah.. I'm inlove. *sigh*

Bambam: Hehhe she really do look so beautiful hyung.. *sighed*

V: HEY SHUT UP I''M GETTING JEALOUS.

Bambam: Hehe chill. I won't take her away from you Hyung.

V: Really? Heheh you better should be.

Bambam: OH? HYUNG! SHE'S GOING THIS WAY.. 

V: O_O OH GOD! QUICK! LET'S GET INSIDE!!!!

Bambam: She's still following us!!

V & Bambam: *screaming going inside the house*

Jin: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?

V: AHHHHH!! OMMA! OMMA! *running and panicking eyes closed*

JR: Bam-bam! What happened to your hyung??

Bam-bam: A lady bug chased us. So we run.

JR: HYUNG!! DIDNT I TOLD YOU TO WATCH FOR BAMBAM?? 

JR: What the---HYUNG!!

JB: JUNIOR! NOT NOW! I'M HAVING A SERIOUS BATTLE GOING ON HERE!

/Playing on the background: 

Touch my body urin jogeumssik ppareuge
Oh everybody pureun haneul boda nopi
jigeum i rideumi joha tteugeoun taeyangarae neowana /

Jin: Hey Yoongi, where are you going with that Axe?

Suga: SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM USES MY NECKPILLOW AS A HOSTAGE! I HAVE TO SAVE NICK!!!!

Jin: Who the hell is NICK!?

Suga: MY NECK PILLOW! GOODNESS!

Rapmon: *screaming running down the stairs*

JS: NAMJOON HYUNG GET BACK~ I'M NOT DONE~ YOU HAVE TO WATCH HOW I POSE IF I WERE BECOME AN UNDERWEAR MODEL!!!!!! GETBAAAAAACK~

*Rapmon & Jackson chasing  around*

*heard a crash in the kitchen*

JR: WHAT THE--

Yugyeom: I warned him. But he doesn't stop.

JK: *got black eye* IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE!!!!! DARN IT! *sobbing*

Yugyeom: Sorry not Sorry.

Youngjae: HEY GUYS WE'RE DONE WITH OUR LAUNDRY----hey why's that kid crying.

JR: Yuggie punched his face.

Youngjae: That's violent~

Jimin: *crashed into his knees as he saw Kookie with a black eye*

Jimin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

/dark cloud starts to form above their house/

BTS: Oh no. It's the short people's dark power. They're closer to hell right? Tsk tsk.

Got7: Yugyeom, you're totally screwed.

Yugyeom: Well... I'm closer to heaven. Then a fight of heaven and hell will happen today.

Jimin: I'll avenge you Kookie.

*cue on some rock fighting music*

*has no rock music on track, plays WAR OF HORMONE instead*