/on the Veranda/

Leaders having a serious convo for their group

Rapmon: Hey Wazzup Kris?

Kris: AYO WAZZUP~

Chanyeol: Ayo waddup Krease~

Rapmon: . . . .

Kris: Could you leave? We're having American conversation here?

Suga: INFIRES~

Rapmon: *slams the screened door* Now, we're good. Where are we?

Suho: Can Me NO SpOKiNG in ENgriSh?

Kris: Dammit. I forgot that you're here.

/on the Veranda/

The OMMAs, incharge of foods and household

Kyungsoo: You cook the foods, I cook the rice.

Jin: HEY! How about WE cook 

Kyungsoo: I cook the rice. 

Jin: 

Kyungsoo: 

Jin: Okay you cook the rice.

Luhan: Hey, so what are we cooking?

Kyungsoo: I want you to burn that hello kitty apron.

Jin: HEY! It's alright. It's pink. MATCHES MINE! :D

Luhan: Well, thanks atleast I'm not the only who's wearing black.

Kyungsoo:  I'm wearing this for your funeral if you wont shut up.

Luhan: Okay let's start cooking.

Kyungsoo: I....COOK....THE....RICE.

Jin: *slowly pulling Lu away from Soo* Let's cook the foods Lu.

/Bathroom/

Household Chores Team currently cleaning the bathroom

Jimin: *brushing the toilet* Isn't cleaning such a happy thing to do?

Jimin: I really like cleaning..

Chen: JUST WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING!! *not cleaning*

Jimin: *stared at Chen* *in mind* Well that just rude

Xiumin: *scrubbing the tub* Uhh just ignore him, Jimin. He's a total bitch when it comes to cleaning. 

Jimin: It's fine

Chen: Why are you talking to yourself Hyung?

Xiumin: 'You hear someone Jimin?

Jimin: *smiling* Hehe. No. You?

Xiumin: No. Let's just continue cleaning.

Chen: Hey. Guys, I'm just kidding..

/Living room/

Baekhyun: I'm afraid our friendship will end Chanyeol.

Chanyeol: No Baek, don't say that.

Baekhyun: Well then.......LET ME HAVE TAEHYUNG! HE'S MINE!

Chanyeol: NO!!!!! WE'RE JUST PLAYING NOW!

Baekhyun: I AM HIS MOM! LET ME HAVE HIIM!

Chanyeol: I AM MORE FUN! LET ME HAVE HIM!

/Baekyeol fighting/

Taehyung: *looking at them while chewing lego blocks on the corner*

Taehyung:  I need to find Hobi..

/Bedroom/

Taehyung: HELLO HOBI~

Jhope: Not now Taehyung. Unicorn and Jhorse are having conversation here. *Cracking POTS*

Yixing: HEY KI D WaNna TRy MyS TasH? It WiLl maKe Y Ou sOo HigH...

Jhope: HEY!! NO... NOOOOOO! DON'T DO THAT TO MY TAEHYUNG!

Yixing: BRUH~

Taehyung: Hyung you look weird.

Jhope: YOU LOOK WEIRD! AND WHY ARE YOU HERE IN THE UNICORN LAND ALL THE RAINBOWS AND HAPPY THIGNS SHOULD EB~ ALIEN SHOULDNT BE HERE! *screaming* 

Yixing: Why you scream bro~

JHope: ALIEN!!! HE'S GONNA INVADE OUR LAND!! TAKKE HIM OUT OF THE ROOM!M!!!!!

Taehyung: Hmmm.. OHH!! PAAAANDAAA!!

Tao: GET AWAY FROM ME! STOP HUGGING ME! EWW!

Taehyung: TAEHYUNG WANNA BE FWENDS!!!

Tao: WELL... You have to get me 10 Gucci bag, 5 Versace Those new editions and a Cartier Bracelet.

Taehyung: *coughing out something* THIS? IS THIS ENOUGH?

Tao: THATS-----THATS---- SUHO HYUNG'S BLACK CARD!!!

Taehyung: Hmmm? Bwi don't know what Black card was.

Tao: WANNA GO TO THE MALL WITH ME? WE ARE BESTFRIENDS FROM NOW ON!!!

Taehyung: YEAAAAHY WE GO TO MALL!!

/Another Bedroom/

Jungkook: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE~ I SHOULD TAKE THE UPPER DECK!!!!

Sehun: *lying on the upper deck* *ignored Kookie*

Jungkook: You...

Sehun: Who me?

Jungkook: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!! THE ONE WHO LOSES WILL TAKE THE LOWER DECK!!

Sehun: *not listening anymore wearing earphones*

Jungkook: *pulled Sehun's earphones* 

Jungkook: YOU SHOULDNT DO THAT TO GOLDEN MAKNAE!

Sehun: YOU SHOULD TOOK THINGS FROM SILVER FOX!!!

Kai: AND YOU SHOULD SHUT UP! BECAUSE BRONZE KID HERE IS SLEEPING !!

Jungkook: Did he just said "Bronze"?

Sehun: Bronze. 

Jungkook & Sehun: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Kai: -_-

/Going to Kitchen/

Suga: JIN!

Jin: *Screamed* YOONGI! WHY ARE YOU ON MY FOOT! GET UP THERE!! 

Jin: How's the kids?

Suga: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! THOSE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING NOISY!! I DONT WANNA BE THEIR NANNY! I WANNA SLEEP!

Luhan: Oh honey, you have to give Sehun a Bubble Tea for him to listen to you.

Kyungsoo: And give Jongin his Chicken Leg plushy, that would make him sleep.

Jin: Aaaaand.. Just tell Jungkook that I'm gonna go inside and cut his golden balls if he won't listen to you. Okay?

Suga: JUST GIVE ME A BREAK! I DONT WANNA BE A NANNY!! HIPHOP IS DEAD! SWAEG IS DEAD IF THIS WILL CONTINUE!!!! *throwing tantrum*

Kyungsoo: Whoa. I think he's the one needs a Nanny.

Jin & Luhan: *nodding*

To SUMMARIZE ALL OF THIS: 

EXO and BTS SHOULD NOT be put together under the same roof. Or the world will be in Chaos.