You: Namjoon, don't you dare come near my laptop, you're gonna break it again or else..
RM: Selfish....Anyways I'm smarter than you.
You: Say that again?
RM: Nothing....Uhh Noona~
You: Yes?
RM: You got no jams. *walks away*

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You:
Jin:
You: Why are you wearing my pink dress?
Jin: Don't. Tell. Mom.
You:
Jin: Why are you wearing my Mario hat?
You: Deal. I won't tell mom.

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Suga: /in his room/ Noona! NOONA! NOONA!
You: /opens the door/ WHAT!?
Suga: I can't get my remote. Please get it for me.
You:
Suga: Please.
You: Suga...........IT'S IN YOUR FUCKING FEET! WHY DONT YOU GET IT!
Suga: Ahh. Nevermind. Could you just turn the lights off?
You: IT'S JUST ABOVE YOUR HEAD!
Suga: *looks at the switch* Okay, I'm sleeping with the lights on.

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Jhope: /making noises inaudible noise in the living room/
You: HOBI SHUT UP!! I'M STUDYING HERE!! YOU'RE SO NOISY!!
Jhope: EEEEEU! DIRTY WATER! DIRTY WATER IN MY FACEU~ YUCKEU~
You: -_- hey I haven't spit on you..
Jhope: I need to take a bath againeu, Euuuwww..
You: This child!

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Jimin: Noona~ Look what Chim-chim made~
You: Awwww... For me? This heart is so cuuuuute~
Jimin: You like it?
You: Yaaaaaassss.. TuT
Jimin: Yaaay~ Kookie must like it too. Give it to me. I'll be giving it to Kookie later.

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You: /just came home from school/ I'm HOOOME---Wait. Something's wrong.
You: it's too quiet.. so peace---oh no!!

/hurriedly running into your room/

You: TAEHYUNG!!!
V: /lipstick all-over his face/
v: ( o_o ) Oh Hi..
You: ( O_O ) Shiiiit.
V: Let Bwi explain...
You: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

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Kookie: *Throws his shoe on you*
You: HEY! Stop that..
Kookie: HAHA *throws another one*
You: I SAID STOP IT!!
*was about to throw his shoe back on him*
Kookie: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!! MOOOOMMM!! NOONA! IS SPANKING ME!! WAAAAHHHH!!
Mom: ______!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO KOOKIE!!
*carried Kookie*
Come on baby.. Is Noona being meanie on you??
Kookie: *sticks out his tongue on you*