Jin: hey.. where are the dress i bought you?
You: but mom its Pink.. i wear pink yesterday. they might th--
Jin: it's either you're gonna wear it or you'll gonna wear this lettuce.
You: (ಥ_ಥ)

Rapmon: im so happy you inherit your intelligence from me, here take this iPhone 6 *iPhone breaks*
Rapmon: oh. dont worry we'll gonna buy---*wallet torn apart, along with money & credit card breaks*
Rapmon: fuck. As long you got Jams and brains. im still proud of you.

Jhope: No!! You should wave your body like this (Touch my Body)
You: but mom.. im a guy.
Jhope: *sobs* Y--you d--ont wan--na dance with mom anymore??
You: (;∀;) o..okaay.. see?? see?? im dancing now... /ends up dancing it/

V: see them..? them? those?
You: yes..
V: Those are called "humans".
You: whoaaaa
V: They're normal.
You: really Mom?? scary..

Jimin: Whats the problem my child?
You: they dont listen to me mom.(┳Д┳)
Jimin: i feel you baby.. whats important is for you to have a good heart
You: and that Rapmon Jr. called you Jamless.
Jimin: /called Rapmon on the phone/ HEY STOP TEACHING YOUR CHILD CALLING ME JAMLESS! BITCH.

You: Mom we were having a parents meeti---
Jungkook: who are you?
You: for the 12374019572nd time mom, Im your child.
Jungkook: nope.. didnt remember having a child.
You: (ಥ_ಥ) why

Suga: Suga Jr.what are you--
You: Sleeping.
Suga: /teary eyed/ You're just like me.
You: Yah whatever. sleep next to me ma.
Suga: /lie next to you/
You: Swag
Suga: Swag (whisper) em so proud of you.