Rapmon: ______, please send all these invitations to the members.
You: Only 6 master? Master Jimin is not invited?
Rapmon: Read the invitation.
You: "Surprise Party Planning for Jimin's incoming Birthday" Master I thought you think---
Rapmon: It's his birthday. And *sigh* I think he finally found his Jams.
You: Master, are you alright?
Rapmon: Go on now, before I change my mind.

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You: Master why are you here?
Jin: Scoot. I only cook what I eat. Go and clean----
You: Your Pink Room Master?
Jin: Yes.
You: And---
Jin: Yes. Include my Mario room. Uhh _____.
You: Yes master?
Jin: Why are you not wearing the pink maid attire I gave you?
You: Youre wearing it Master.
Jin: . . . . . . Nobody should know about this. ALright?

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Jhope: HEY MAIDEU~ LET'S DANCE!!!
You: *embarrassed* But I don't know how to dance Master..
Jhope: Come. Master Hoseok will teach you, leave your work for now. Someday you'll be thanking me for teaching you dance.
You: . . .
Jhope: LETS GO HORSEBACK RIDING LATER!!
You: O--okay master.
Jhope: Except it's not a horse youll be riding!
You: Huh?
Jhope: *running away with excitement* SEE YOU LATEREU~

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Suga: _________!! _________!!
You: Yes master..?
Suga: Prepare my dress, prepare my meal, prepare my car, I'm having an appointment.
/after several preparations/
You: Master, all done!
Suga: *squinty eyes* Cancel it all. I change my mind. Swwaaaeg.. ZzZzzZZz

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You: Master, I'm done cleaning your room. Also done cleaning and dusting the living room.
V:
You: Master..
V:
You:Why...
V:
You: Why are you wearing my Maid attires?
V: _____, I LIKE THIS! Contact my wardrobe guy and tell him I'm gonna change my wardrobe to these!

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Jimin: I'm bored.
You: What do you want me to do master?
Jimin: Do you know how to be a stripper?
You: Wh--what?!
Jimin: GIve me a lap dance.
You: O_O
Jimin: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???
You: But----
Jimin: *sigh* If you don't know, then let me show you how
*smirk*

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Jungkook: _________!!!
You: YES MASTER!?
Jungkook: I need your help.
You: With what master?
Jungkook: *romantic gaze on your eyes as he leans on you*
You: *flustering + blushing* M--master. Wh---at do you--have in mind?
Jungkook: *gives you his pen* DO MY HOMEWORK! THANKS! :D
/runs to his bedroom/
You: . . . .

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THE MEDIA ABOVE THO~

AUGH~

*dying zombie moaning*