Seokjin: THE ALBUM IS OUT BITCHES

Namjoon: finally! After months of hard work

Jungkook: I'm shattered

Jimin: the only song that matters is my solo

Taehyung: what about our unit song? Are you fucking telling me you don't like it after we ALREADY RELEASED IT?!

Jimin: wait shit I forgot. Nah that song is cool too

Taehyung: you better be fucking sorry

Taehyung: you're supposed to be my soulmate

Jimin: which I am

Taehyung: so ACT LIKE IT

Yoongi: okay calm down children.

Yoongi: I personally think the rap unit song is best.

Namjoon: agreed. That took so long to make. It was the hardest but it was worth all of the hard work.

Yoongi: did you like my sound effects?

Hoseok: what, the hundreds of gun shots? Yeah. Lovely.

Yoongi: I know right. Sometimes I wish I could shoot some of yall tbh

Jimin: ...

Jimin: Aight I'm out

Taehyung: take me with you

Jungkook: please no

Namjoon: Yoongi, stop it.

Yoongi: fuck off

Hoseok: don't be mean :(

Yoongi: AAAA NO IM SORRY BBY

Jimin: I've finally figured it out

Seokjin: what?

Jimin: Yoongi's soft spot

Jimin: his soft spot is literally Hoseok

Jungkook: you didn't know that already? It's Hoseok and hand holding. It's just sad cos no one holds his hands HA

Yoongi: shut your fucking mouth PEASENT

Jungkook: see what I mean

Taehyung: I try to hold his hand and give him hugs but he tries to punch me or wriggle out of my grasp.

Namjoon: yeah he does do that

Yoongi: because I DONT LIKE HUGS

Seokjin: like a whole ass cat lol

Hoseok: yes you do.

Yoongi: stop lying

Hoseok: so should I stop giving you hugs then?

Yoongi: NO

Jimin: pfffft

Jungkook: this is stupid lmao

Namjoon: ANYWAYS

Seokjin: LETS TALK ABOUT MY DANCING IN THE TITLE TRACK MV

Yoongi: and mine.

Yoongi: when I joined this shithole, the bastards told me I didn't have to dance. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW

Seokjin: never thought I would be so proud of my dancing

Jungkook: it was pretty impressive ngl

Namjoon: agreed

Jimin: agreed

Hoseok: considering it stressed the absolute shit out of me to teach you, it payed off. You two did really well.

Seokjin: YOU were stressed? How you think I felt? Getting pressured by you and hardly knowing any dance.

Yoongi: that's true, maybe don't hit us with plastic plates and we'll do better

Namjoon: HAHAH

Namjoon: HE HIT YOU WITH PLASTIC PLATES?

Seokjin: Yep. They surprisingly hurt

Namjoon: LMAOOOO

Jungkook: glad I don't get bullied like that

Taehyung: okay lets talk about my MAKEUP AND TATTOOS

Taehyung: I WAS STUNNING

Jimin: they did suit you. You should get neck tattoos and do your makeup more often.

Jungkook: the makeup was good this time. Especially for the concept photos

Yoongi: those bitchass concept photos were a pain in the ass

Jimin: yeah

Yoongi: this wings HURT

Yoongi: I swear my shoulder was dislocated afterwards. I hate this job

Namjoon: well I mean you're still here

Yoongi: because I have no choice really

Jungkook: that is true, we can only leave when the contract has ended

Taehyung: those wings were really uncomfortable and heavy.

Jimin: we all looked amazing in them though you can't lie

Hoseok: we all did look really cool in the finished photos

Yoongi: oooooh what about the teasers? I personally think they were really good. But I think "shadow" was quite obviously the best one

Hoseok: I mean sure. But mine was so cute

Jungkook: Yoongi, yours was scary lol

Namjoon: the diversity was a good choice.

Seokjin: the scary and mysterious and then Ego was all happy and energetic

Taehyung: confuse the shit out of fans lmao

Namjoon: haha we really did

Namjoon: they all thought it was just gonna be "MOTS: shadow" next

Seokjin: but we coming back with 7

Jungkook: so unexpected

Hoseok: it was funny seeing them all freak out when it dropped

Yoongi: yeah and seokjin was a dumb fuck and posted on twitter too early

Seokjin: oh SORRY

seokjin: does it matter? At least I didn't spoil it a whole month beforehand

Jungkook: that's kinda true

Jungkook: anyways I think I looked the best in that MV

Jimin: actually I can't believe I'm saying this, but you did slay

Taehyung: SLAY QUEEN

Yoongi: no

Yoongi: stop

Jungkook: wow. Okay thanks

Namjoon: YALL SHOULD'VE SEEN WHAT ARMY DID

namjoon: THEY LITERALLY CRASHED TIKTOK SKSHGXUSOS

Seokjin: we won

Seokjin: we crashed TikTok. We FUCKING WON

Yoongi: Ikr TikTok is an absolute SHIT HOLE

Jimin: actually

Jimin: I think it's kinda good once you find some interesting things

=Jimin was kicked from chat=

Yoongi: fuck you