Jungkook: bitch I'm hungry

Jungkook: get me food now slaves

Seokjin: stfu

Jimin: no

Taehyung: no

Jungkook: I DO NOT want to get up and make FUCKING RAMEN AT 12 AT NIGHT

Taehyung: we don't want to do it either you asshole

Jungkook: you're dead to me

Jimin: Jungkook just go get a packet of Crisps or something

Jungkook: NO

Jungkook: my stomach wants RAMEN

Seokjin: Jungkook shut ur diddly darn mouth right this second u little cunt

Jungkook: ....

Jungkook: harsh

Namjoon: omg that was too harsh hyung

Seokjin: no ur too harsh

Namjoon: IN BED

Namjoon: LMAOOOO

Seokjin: sush

Hoseok: I want to go home

Yoongi: oh same

Yoongi: that's what I've been wishing for for the past SEVEN YEARS

Jimin: we in this bangtan sonyeondan shit forever

Jungkook: isn't that what army say tho

Namjoon: idfk

Namjoon: I tend to stay away from them tbh. Some of them are fucking scary

Jimin: thought u loved them

Namjoon: I do

Namjoon: but when I see BT21 porn it makes me rethink my life decisions

Taehyung: THAT EXISTS?!!?

Namjoon: yeah

Taehyung: I'm making a pornhub account lol

Seokjin: Taehyung NO

Taehyung: Taehyung yes (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seokjin: do that and I'm deporting you from the fucking country

Taehyung: I'm not an immigrant you dumb fuck

Seokjin: I can still kick you out of this motherfucking household

Jimin: this ain't a household

Jimin: this is a whole ass prison

Jungkook: yeppppp

Seokjin: