Jungkook- guys I woke up and I feel really sick

Jimin- aww... need anything?

Seokjin- HA. U LITTLE BASTARD GET WHAT U DESERVE

Jungkook- why are you so evil?

Namjoon- whats he done now? Why r u mad at him?

Seokjin- he hasn't done anything I just feel like being a bitch

Yoongi- relatable

Jimin- imagine Yoongi as a drag queen

Namjoon- wtf? That was random

Taehyung- PFFT

Hoseok- lol

Yoongi- what? There's nothing wrong with being a drag queen

Taehyung- So you are a drag queen?

Yoongi- what? No

Namjoon- I sense dem lies

Jungkook- me too

Jungkook- my Kookie-senses are tingling

Jimin- can we all stfu

Jimin- and focus on the fact that kookie's Ill And we're supposed to be recording today

Namjoon- ooooh... we are...

Namjoon- Jungkook

Jungkook- Yeah?

Namjoon- you're faking. Aren't you?

Jungkook- what? Why would I be faking?

Seokjin- because you said u couldn't be assed doing the song

Namjoon- exactly

Jungkook- So you think I would lie

Yoongi- Yes

Hoseok- Ye

Namjoon- Yes

Seokjin- Yeah

Jimin- Yes

Taehyung- I'm just gonna say yes because I don't want to feel left out

Jungkook- you're all evil to me

Seokjin- no

Seokjin- you're just a lazy ass

Namjoon- aren't we all

Seokjin- no. I'm not. This is our job. We have to do this

Yoongi- true true

Jungkook- Fine. But it's your fucking fault if I puke all over the mic

Jimin- ew

Yoongi- lol "don't smile on me, lie to BLERRRGHHH"

Seokjin- Wow Yoongi has a sense of humour?

Yoongi- I have all along

Hoseok- yall are just blind

Taehyung- Nah mate.

Jungkook- dudes. I'll brb

Seokjin- I wonder what's up with him

Jimin- he's sick u thicc cunt

Seokjin- he's lying. Even you agreed

Jimin- I didn't want to feel left out

Jimin- you would bully me for saying no.

Seokjin- whatever

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~Jimin DMing jungkook~

Jimin- Jungkook are you really sick? You can trust me

Jungkook- no I actually am

Jimin- Seriously? No lies?

Jungkook- I swear

Jimin- Okay 👌

Jungkook- actually

Jungkook- can you help me get revenge back on Seokjin-hyung?

Jimin- huh? What is it?

Jungkook- I don't know. Help me think of something

Jimin- ummm...

Jungkook- what about... why don't we mess the dorm up. Completely.

Jimin- lol no I have a better idea

Jungkook- go on

Jimin- I've seen this thing online, when a persons in the shower, another person keeps on secretly putting more shampoo on their head, so they start to get really angry because it just isn't coming out.

Jungkook- Yeah, and how are we supposed to do that?

Jimin- there's a window, above the shower, it's on the bottom floor so you could just keep on putting it in his hair through the window.

Jungkook- But he would see us

Jimin- no, Seokjin shuts the blinds, but there's no blind at the top. He wont ever guess. I promise. But I'm too small, you would have to do it, but I'll stay with you whilst you do it. I can record it

Jungkook- omg this is legendary

Jimin- when do we do it?

Jungkook- hyung takes a shower every morning... but we can't do it tomorrow, I can't leave the building when I'm sick.

Jimin- well I can go. I'll just get two bottles of shampoo.

Jungkook- okay. What time does he usually have a shower though?

Jimin- at like, 8:30? About? Just wake up at 8 and wait in the living room or wherever

Jungkook- wake me up in the morning can you?

Jimin- sure

Jungkook- can you also pick me up some paracetamol whilst you're out?

Jimin- sure sure. Anything else you need?

Jungkook- Nah I'm good.

Jimin- this is gonna be great ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)