Jungkook- who wants to play some overwatch with me. I feel lonely

Jimin- you are lonely.

Taehyung- I will!!!

Jungkook- actually I changed my mind

Hoseok- my ass hurts ;(

Jimin- WOAH wtf why 😂

Jungkook- lol

Hoseok- Seokjin spanked me 😭

Namjoon- ...

Jungkook- I FUCKING TOLD U SO

Hoseok- But I'll be fine. I just gotta lay on my stomach for a while

Jimin- Okay everyone Let's stay away from Seokjin Hyung

Jungkook- please

Seokjin- don't worry I won't hurt u unless u do some dumb shit like Hoseok did

Hoseok- 😭😭

Jungkook- why did u even drink bath water? Like bitch we have some crisp water over here

Hoseok- because it tasted better :(

Jimin- lol okay wtf

Namjoon- everyone stop bullying everyone is different

Jimin- Yeah some people are gay. And yeah, some people totally drink bath water. We should respect the bathsexuals.

Hoseok- exactly 😭

Jungkook- I feel like our group of friends is just slowly becoming corrupt

Seokjin- we're not a group of friends. We're a k-pop group who was forced to be together and I don't even like half of you

Jungkook- But hyung I love you

Seokjin- Okay I like four of you. The other two are dickheads

Seokjin- little bastards

Taehyung- yay! You love me 🥺💜

Seokjin- are you actually thick

Seokjin- I fucking hate you

Taehyung- 🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hoseok- you hate me don't you

Seokjin- Nah I would just prefer you in the fucking horse farm to be honest

Hoseok- So you do hate me 😭😭

Yoongi- Hoseok I like you

Jimin- OwO

Namjoon- UwU

Namjoon- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yoongi- I swear you will all die

Hoseok- thank you Yoongi 💜💜💜

Yoongi- 💜

Jimin- HOLY SHIT YOONGI USED AN EMOJI WTFFFFFFF

namjoon- u two go get horny somewhere else this is a groupchat

Yoongi- I will fucking murder you

Jungkook- bitch he actually will though

Jimin- he almost actually killed me once

Namjoon- lol how

Jimin- he threw his whole fucking chair at me, u know, the huge gold one that he sleeps in? I didn't even think Jungkook could lift that but holy shit Yoongi can do some scary stuff when he's mad

Namjoon- I don't remember that

Jungkook- neither do I

Jimin- I WAS IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL FOR A WHOLE WEEK

Jungkook- Nah it's still not ringing any bells

Namjoon- neither

Jimin- u fucktards

Namjoon- anyways

Namjoon- what have yall been doing that's not including raping, sending people to hospital or sending one another threats?

Hoseok- oh I finished our song

Yoongi- :)

Namjoon- brilliant

Jungkook- please say it's a rap-like song I really cannot be assed recording at the moment

Yoongi- it's actually a vocal-line song GET REKT NOOBS

Jimin- I want to fucking die

Jungkook- take me with you?

Taehyung- I'm alright with it

Taehyung- who has the most lines in it

Namjoon- I feel like being really fucking annoying so now suddenly Jungkook has the most lines

Jungkook-