Yoongi- I'm fucking done with you children

Jungkook- tf why is Yoongi texting us

Jimin- ikr what sacred day is this

Yoongi- Shut up

Yoongi- all I want to do is sleep but you always do this shit to me... what do I do to you to deserve things like this...

Jungkook- dude

Jimin- I'm getting emotional

Namjoon- woah. Nice speech Yoongi.

Jungkook- I've never done this to you. It's always jimin and Taehyung.

Yoongi- true

Jimin- I'm sorry

Taehyung- I'm sorry but there's no promises

Yoongi- I hate you

Yoongi- So much

Taehyung- I love you too 💜

Jungkook- also

Jungkook- where's Hoseok? Usually he's always up and early, but he didn't text us either yesterday

Jimin- Thanos snapped

Seokjin- he's here.

Namjoon- huh?

Seokjin- I've found him. Finally. The culprit

Jungkook- What's he done?

Namjoon- I thought he was working on a new song??

Seokjin- nope

Seokjin- this little fucker has been drinking our bath water

Jungkook- what 😂😂

Jimin- THATS WHY THE FUCKING WATER BILLS HAVE BEEN COSTING US SO MUCH

Seokjin- exactly

Jungkook- woah jimin's triggered

Namjoon- ikr lol

Seokjin- I caught him, he didn't lock the bathroom door and I FOUND HIM!

Jungkook- lol so u just followed him into the bathroom

Seokjin- no. I heard the bath water running when he said he needed the toilet. Like. u don't piss in the bath.

Jungkook- wtf 😂

Jimin- So what u gonna do with him?

Seokjin- hmm

Seokjin- probably take sprite away from him for a week

Seokjin- NDOAOABAJAOAKVSHIA

Jungkook- wtf

Jimin- uh

Jimin- u okay hyung

Namjoon- I'm scared what is this

Namjoon- has Seokjin gone super sayen

Seokjin- THAT LITTLE BASTARD JUST KICKED ME

Jungkook- lol

Jimin- aw. Wish I got that on camera

Namjoon- same tbh

Seokjin- I don't deserve this shit anymore

Namjoon- I mean. Kind of but not really

Jungkook- Yeah that makes sense

Jungkook- you can be a total douche sometimes jin

Seokjin- everyone hates me ;(

Jimin- because u hate us

Seokjin- true true

Namjoon- I feel like some beer

Jungkook- That was random

Namjoon- I'm stressed

Jimin- aren't we all

Seokjin- FUCK

Seokjin- HE GOT AWAY

Jungkook- lol shame on u

Seokjin- UR NEXT. ILL SHOVE U IN THE FUCKING DISHWASHER

Jimin- well if he's gotten away then why don't u stop typing and FUCKING CHASE HIM U DUMB BITCH

Seokjin- 👌

Namjoon- woah he didn't fight back

Jimin- don't worry he will. He's just busy rn

Hoseok- hA u slow son of a BITCH

Jungkook- why don't we just get up and watch

Jungkook- we're in the same fucking studio but in different corners of the room. Apart from Seokjin, Hoseok and Yoongi

Yoongi- bitch I'm right here

Jimin- HAIAOAPNSJAOA

Jungkook- lol

Namjoon- wtf Yoongi

Yoongi- I love sitting under the desk. I fit perfectly.

Jimin- YEAH BUT WHY DID U HAVE TO GRAB MY LEG WTFFFF

Jungkook- can we get off our phones. Like yeah Yoongi just grabbed ur leg but why don't u just like, tell him instead of texting him when he's right fucking there

Taehyung- well why didn't you say that instead of texting us Kookie? U hypocrite

Yoongi- why don't you say that to us then Taehyung?

Jimin- why didn't you tell him that Yoongi?

Jungkook- please stfu. Just text. It's easier

Yoongi- Nah I'm hungry

Jimin- same

Namjoon- I'm down

Taehyung- Panda Express???

Namjoon- nope

Namjoon- last time I swear I got some raw shit

Jimin- mac Donald's?

Taehyung- no I don't eat from there anymore

Jungkook- why?

Taehyung- because I saw this guy online that got a piece of chicken but it was the same shape as a dick. I ain't eating any grilled dick

Jimin- Okay wtf

Namjoon- like they will grill a dick. It was probably just the shape

Taehyung- ik but what if YOU got a dick shaped tender, would u eat it?

Namjoon- no

Taehyung- see

Jungkook- where we gonna eat then

Jungkook- no ones gonna make Shit, seokjin's busy spanking Hoseok's ass

Jimin- WOAH THERE

Namjoon- TOO FAR KOOKIE

Jungkook- sorry

Yoongi- Tesco

Jungkook- I want banana chips

Jimin- I want jam donuts

Namjoon- hehe I bet u do Jimin

Jimin- stfu u bully 😭😭