Jungkook- look I made a group chat mother are you proud of me

Seokjin- very

Jungkook- thank you 🙏

Seokjin- I through u were atheist

Jungkook- Nah thats namjoon-hyung

Namjoon- I was called?

Seokjin- get out of my house you unholy bastard

Namjoon- But this is a groupchat

Seokjin- who fucking cares it's the same thing

Jimin- it really isn't

Seokjin- you shut your FUCKING MOUTH WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK

Jimin- it's my right now can u shut up ur giving me a headache even though we're texting. That's how bad you are

Jungkook- That is pretty true tbh

Namjoon- smh

Jimin- where is Taehyung?

Jungkook- last time I saw him, he was with Yoongi hyung

Namjoon- Yoongi? Why was he with Yoongi?

Jungkook- have no fucking clue

Seokjin- FFS CAN YOU STOP SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN GROUPCHAT

Jimin- like you can say shit

Seokjin- who raised these disrespectful brats?

Jungkook- you

Namjoon- lol

Jimin- ANYWAYS

Jimin- getting back to the point

Jungkook- oh I think I know why taehyung was with Yoongi hyung

Namjoon- huh?

Jungkook- I remember him asking me to help him out pranking Yoongi. But I just said no it's a death trap

Namjoon- well you're right there

Jimin- So... what were they doing?

Jungkook- well...

Jungkook- I've never seen Taehyung run so fast in his life I can tell you that

Namjoon- this fucking-

Jungkook- I can try to look for him if you want

Jimin- Nah He'll be fine. I think.

Namjoon- I doubt it

Seokjin- what prank was it?

Jungkook- hmm. He never said. He just asked me to help him.

Seokjin- oh okay.

Jimin- I'm kinda worried

Namjoon- it's only natural.

Yoongi- that fucking bastard

Namjoon- speak of the devil

Jimin- literally

Yoongi- where is he

Jungkook- who? Taehyung?

Yoongi- who do you think? Joseph fucking Stalin?

Jungkook- what? Who's fucking Stalin?!

Namjoon- he's dead

Yoongi- NO SHIT SHERLOCK

namjoon- Jesus sorry

Jungkook- last time I saw him he was running for his life away from you

Yoongi- right

Seokjin- do you mind telling us why you were chasing him?

Yoongi- That little shit put a cucumber behind my FUCKING CHAIR

Namjoon- And?

Yoongi- I FUCKING HATE CUCUMBERS

Jimin- is this what happened

Jimin-

Yoongi- fuck off

Jungkook- OH I GET IT NOW 😂😂😂

Namjoon- eye-

Yoongi- stfu or you're next u frail little children

Jungkook- pedo

Seokjin- I'm older than you

Taehyung- haha it actually worked

Yoongi- WHERE ARE U U LITTLE SHIT YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL U DAT

Taehyung- what? You think I'm going to tell yout? I'm not some fucking kid who jumps in someone's van when they claim they have candy or V-bucks. Heck naw

Yoongi- fine. I'll have to find you the hard way.

Jungkook- guys

Jungkook- gUyS

Jimin- what

Namjoon- what

Seokjin- nAnI?!

Jungkook- I-

Jungkook- I just tried to go for a shit and I opened the cabinet to find toilet roll because Hoseok stole it again, and Taehyung was just sat there. Staring at me.

Namjoon- PFFT-

Jimin- how was he texting us then, does he have his phone with him

Taehyung- shit I have been seen

Yoongi- oh yes YOU HAVE

Jimin- gl tae. We love you

Jungkook- lol. Wish I could see this but I'm too lazy.

Namjoon- also, Jungkook.

Jungkook- hmm?

Namjoon- we really didn't need to know that you were taking a shit. That put a horrible image in my head

Jimin- same