welp hi aGaiN, sophomore year hit me like a load of depression :,) welcome to the delayed part of this "puuuuuurrre" beautifully talented man known as: KIM NAMJOON *starts ritual chant*

imma beat his ass i tOld him to sToP bEing so sEdUcTivE

this image is not suitable for children o:

someone explain to me how one human can be so pleasing in glasses

cut but not not not not not innocent boi

choosing one mochi pic wasn't an option so here are two i enjoy

hekkin mood

a well-known loved picture for your nasty desires

FACTS:     Born on September 12th, 1994     -Full Name: Kim Namjoon

  (Nicknames: Rap Monster, RapMon, RM, Joonie, God of Destruction, etc)

  -Height: 5'11"     -Role: Leader, Rapper!!   -Fears: ElePhAntS(?), the bands future, D:, volcanoes

  -Adorable habits: covers face when embarrassed, breaks everything which is really cute, snoring, how he uses his whole body to express himself when he's excited, his love for ryan, how wisely he speaks like seriously

  -He's realLy smart with an IQ of 148, which is actually how much he weighs

  -He's good at ice skating UwU unlike me   -He supports LGBTQ+ rights :D

  -There was a rumor among the Korean fans that at the age of 15, Namjoon had a heart surgery with a 30% chance of living (but that's just a rumor).

  -He has a younger sister the same age as Jungkook but when asked if he would introduce her to him, he said N.O.

  -HE AND JIN ARE MADE FOR EaCh OthEr *ahem* what

  -He has a dog named RapMon   -He and GOT7 Jackson are good friends!!!!

  -Has celebrity crush on Blake Lively and also J-Hope (if he was a girl he says, quote)

  -On November 13 2017, Namjoon wrote a message on the group's official fan cafe announcing he changed his stage name from Rap Monster to RM. Namjoon stated that "RM" stands for "Real Me".

  -He has written/ played 100+ songs (woah tho)   -His favorite colors are black and purple

   -SHIPS: I really appreciate Namjin and Minjoon, thank you and goodbye

   -SONGS: i ain't even gonna go into this one he has to hekkin many like geesus

USERNAME IDEAS: (ya know the drill, credit please)

  -daddynamjoon   -litnamjoon   -daddymoni

  -dancemonster   -dancingmonster   -dancingnamjoon

  -namjooce   -monimoni   -namjukebox   -namjingle

  -joonrapped   -godofdestruction   -notdancemon

  -namkachu   -kimnqmjoke   -namqulily

  -httpjoonie   -joonievevo   -nsfwjoonie

  -godofrapnation   -namjoonation/joonation

  -monsterdick   -daddykim   -namjuly

  -namjune   -namjanuary   -namjoonlosophy

  -wrapmonster   -(w)rapmonsterical   -granmonsta

  -dancemoanster   -namoan   -namjinx

  -kimnamcoke   -rmtastic   -fapmonster

  -rapemoan   -daddylonglegs   -moansterjoon

  -namspoon   -joonified   -namiverse   -blakexjoon

  -nachojoon   -godofdemolition   -cheeritoon

  -namjesus    1-800-NAMJESUS   -ramjoon

  -dimplemon/rapdimple/rmsdimples/namdimples

  -joonutella   -namjokester   -namjams

  -rmpeatative   -rapmommy   -rapmonstir/stur

  -cypherjoon  -namjump   -springjoon

  -dopemonsta   -mayjoonjuly   -rapmoanie

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omg my fingers are deAd but it was worth ittttt!!

love this adorable man and do not call him an egg becuz that is rood hmmph

appreciate and love and i wish i was blake lively so at least sOmeone would like me :)

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