solo;

"i'd let him baepsae first verse dance me."
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"i want you to gaze upon my field of fucks, and notice how it is barren."
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"if i only i was rich." "oh wait."
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"sana is my mommy."
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"i hope my skirt flies up today."
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"APPARENTLY if you get married in Vegas you're married everywhere!"
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"My thighs are insured."

group
huening kai: hyung y/n called me the 'b' word :(
namjoon:
y/n, in the distance: AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED MOTHERFUCKER DOESNT START WITH A 'B'!
namjoon:
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y/n: nobody love me :(
yeonjun: are you sure about that?
y/n: yeah :(
yeonjun, aggressively pointing to himself: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?
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dispatch: *following y/n*
boss: anything?
dispatch: yeah she bought a homeless guy food and then offered to buy me some.
boss:
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y/n: i gave jeon a get better soon card.
MC: that's so sweet of you! tell him i hope he gets over his sickness soon!
y/n: he isn't sick.
MC: w-
y/n: he just needs to do better.
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namjoon: there has to be SOMETHING y/n is bad at.
namjoon: maybe she's a horrible kisser!
yeonjun: no she's good at that too.
namjoon: oh okay.
namjoon: wait,
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hoseok: have you ever noticed that words ending in 'ie' are so cute? cutie. pie. sweetie. bun-
y/n: die.
hoseok:
hoseok: joon should we call her therapist?
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y/n: i like girls.
interviewer: generation?
y/n: them too.