"Hello?"

"Good evening."

"Um - this ..."

"I - I was just -"

"How can I assist you?"

"I'm sorry, just - who exactly are you?"

"I believe you are the one that called this number ma'am."

"Well I wasn't actually expecting an answer."

"But you must have called for a reason?"

"Um, yes...."

"I'm looking - I'm calling for Bruce."

"I'm sorry it appears you have the wrong number. Good evening."