Down in Branch's bunker, John Dory, Bruce, and Floyd were chilling till they heard painful yelling coming from the elevator.

Clay: Guys! Branch got bit by a snake!

Brothers: What?!!!

Branch: Guys, I'm fine. I just need some anti-venom for my foot.

JD: No, Branch! As a survivalist expert, I know how to deal with snake bites.

Clay: Survivalist expert?

JD: Lay him on the table and hold him down! (dramatically) This may get messy...

Branch & Floyd: What?!

Clay and Bruce put Branch on the counter and held him down.

Branch: John? What are you?-

John Dory started to unzip his pants to pull out his firehose *said in the cleanest way possible*

Branch started freaking out.

Branch: NO, NO, NO!!! Guys! This is insane!

JD: (dramatically) It's the only way to save your life...

Branch: WHAT?!!!

JD: Aaaahhhh....

Branch: AAAAHHHH!!!!

JD: Bros, hold him still or knock him out, I can't do it properly!

Floyd knocked him on the head with a frying pan as JD continued to do his thing. As the others were too embarrassed to look, John Dory decided to break the ice.

JD: So... anyone else injured?