Branch enters The Fabulous Junk store (below is the Bro-Cave), where he sees his brother Clay and John Dory.

Branch: Hey Clay, I want to look up any thief reports.

Clay: Sure, why?

Branch: My foster mom's purse got stolen.

JD: *rushes up to Branch, grabbing his shoulders* Wait, what?! Is she okay?! Does she need help?!

Clay: Why are you so interested in his foster mom?

JD: Have you seen his foster mom?

Branch: It's okay, I've got it handled.

Clay: Yeah, and if he can't, I'm sure his foster dad can take care of things.

Branch: Nah, he's on a business trip.

JD: Really...

*Fast forward*

Branch arrived back home only to discover a huge surprise.

Foster Mom: Branch, look who's here. It's Captain Bro. He said he'd be happy to stay with us to protect us from that thief while your father is away.

Branch: Oh, did he? Can I have a talk with you, Captain Bro?

Foster Mom: Branch, manners. Also, I'm sure whatever you have to say you can discuss in front of me.

Branch: O-okay. I can protect us.

JD: No, you can't. You're but a young trolling.

Branch walked up to his brother and on his tippy toes said to his brother's face: "I got this."

JD: Oh yeah? What if the criminal does this!

He wrestled his little brother until he was sitting on his head.