Later in the middle of the night MJ was on the balcony looking up the sky and the streets watching the cars go by.  And as she doing this Satan walked over and said

Satan : should you really be out here? Given your luck?"

MJ : oh it's fine"

Satan : it's snowing"

MJ : yeah...."

Satan : something wrong?"

MJ : .... I'm just thinking about something...."

Satan : Can I ask what?"

MJ : .....when I was little my parents used to take me here every year around Christmas time.

It was really fun my mom hated it though last time we went. we went ice skating and he kept falling broke his ankle and then on the way to the hospital he got splash with ice cold water by a car while it was snowing and got hyperthermia. It was a crazy Christmas Eve"

Satan : damn that sounds unlucky"

MJ : oh! if you thought that was bad. On Christmas day was even worst. Still was a good Christmas"

Satan : sounds like you had great parents"

MJ : yeah....it was the last Christmas I had with them before they died. Happened when I was 6....now I live with my grandparents"

Satan : I'm sorry about that"

MJ : it's fine I'm sure they are doing great wherever they are..... probably in hell actually with our luck?"

Satan : well it's not so bad there"

MJ : yeah...."

Satan : is there something you want to do while we are here?"

MJ : wanna try ice skating?"

Satan : sure I'll give it a try"

MJ : you think Diavolo knows how?"

Satan : nope so this should be fun"

MJ : also this reminds me how every year I spend Christmas with my grandparents. You think I'll be able to go?"

Satan : yeah I'm sure you'll be able to"

MJ: would you maybe want to go with me?"

Satan : really? You want a demon to go with you to spend Christmas with your grandparents?"

MJ : they are always worried about me being alone and having no friends but I got you?"

Satan : .....true I guess I'll go"

MJ : great! But don't mention anything demon stuff. They think I'm at college"

Satan : I got it"

Few days later they came back and were immediately met by yelling from Lucifer and Barbatos.

Satan: technically I was kidnapped "

MJ: you threw our phones out the window of the train?"

Satan : I was willingly kidnapped but still kidnapped none the less"

Barbatos : lord Diavolo what happened to you!?".

Diavolo: I can't ice skate......"

Satan : I honestly didn't think he would be that bad but he was terrible. MJ did better even with her bad luck"

Lucifer : this was a dumb idea!"

Satan : and it failed I still hate Diavolo"

MJ : I don't know if this is a bad time to ask. But I gotta go spend Christmas with my grandparents in two weeks and Satan is coming with me so they don't think I'm alone"

Diavolo : oh that seems nice"

Lucifer : Diavolo how are you even walking?"

Diavolo : I have no idea....but the human hospital was really nice. Apparently I pass out...."

Satan : I pulled the plug on his oxygen machine. Everything Started beeping a lot"

MJ : I had to plug it back in"

Barbatos: ....."

Lucifer : ....."

Diavolo : it's fine it wasn't that bad"

Satan : not like it was going to kill him you all are being dramatic"

2 weeks later Satan left with MJ to go spend Christmas with them and as they got to the front door MJ said.

MJ : behave ok Satan?"

Satan : no?"

MJ : you promised!"

Satan : fine"

MJ : Also if they ask your name is Ash"

Satan: why that?"

MJ : I don't know I'm bad at naming! I had a hamster I named
Mahogany!"

Satan : damn that's horrible?"

MJ : I know an-!?

Suddenly her grandparents opened the door and MJ said smiling and hugging them.

MJ : it's so good to see you guys again!"

MJ's grandma : how has school been?"

MJ : it's been good...."

MJ's grandpa : who's this man?"

MJ : my friend from college because I totally am not alone! See he's real"

Satan : and totally not a demon"

MJ : ..... anyway! Is it cool I brought him?"

MJ's grandma: of course what's your dear?"

Satan : .....Sat- I mean Ash...."

MJ's grandpa : nice to meet you. Now let's all get inside we just got dinner done"

After this they all went inside where they had dinner.

Later as they were eating MJ's grandpa ask.

MJ's grandpa: so where did you both meet"

Satan : when she first got there. Pass out on the first day"

Technically he wasn't lying she did.

MJ : yeah he helped me to the nurse's office. And we just became friends after that?"

MJ's grandma : awe he seems like an angel"

Satan immediately was trying so hard to hold back his laughter knowing he had to pretend f
To just be a normal guy for MJ's grandparents. But he found this funny.

Satan : .....I get that complement all the time...."

MJ's grandma: you know you look familiar?...."

Satan : really?"

MJ's grandma: I know you look like my son he was also such a sweet boy"

MJ : really?"

MJ's grandma then got up and went to grab a picture off a shelf and then went to show them.

MJ's grandma : this is when MJ was born. Her other father head is cut out because he was to tall for the picture frame"

MJ : hmm? I guess they do look similar?"

Satan : ......"

Satan couldn't believe what he was seeing. it couldn't be but it was.