Chapter 39
Your p.o.v~
I happily strolled up to the campus. I had been ill for a few days, so I hope I haven't missed much. Karma's not been back at the house for a while, and I don't really know why, so I guess I'll have to ask everyone at class.
Getting to the top of the mountain and strolling into the building, sliding open the door I was about to scream something along the lines of 'sup bitches' but noone was in. I went and sat down in my seat and after 5 minutes, Hiroto walked in.
"Wassup, fuckboi." I offered him a kind greeting, smirking at him.
"Hey, (y/n)."
"Do you know where Karma is?"
"...You've not been here for the past week or so, have you?"
"Nope."
"...So that means you don't know where Karma is."
"Yep."
"...So you don't know that Karma's very very far away."
"...Not until now, no." I felt kind of sad. Did he really leave?
"Well then, Karma's in space."
"...Wut."
"Nagisa's with him, too."
"..."
"(y/n)?"
"HOW COME YOU ALL DO SUCH INTENSE THINGS WHENEVER I'M NOT HERE AND DON'T TELL ME ABOUT THEM?!?!" I started bashing my head against the wall. "KARMA *bash* IS *bash* SUCH *bash* AN *bash* IDIOT!!!!" I repetitively bashed my head against the wall until Maehara finally stopped me and forced me down. "...I wanna go to space." I grumbled, my arms sprawled out on my desk.
Time skip to when they return~
I folded my arms over my chest, seeing the large ship parachuting towards the Earth, more specifically, towards class E's mountain. Everyone excitedly ran over as I grunted and strutted towards the building, grabbing the assassination jacket I keep hidden in the floorboards just incase. I went over to where everyone was, seeing the two boys getting out of the craft.
"Karma-kun?" I gave him a sickly sweet smile, taking out one of my throwing knives. "YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GET BACK HERE YOU BLOODY TWAT!!!!" I chased him around, throwing knives at him, but making sure to just miss him. I don't want to kill him, just scare him. One of the knives I threw pinned his astronaut suit to a tree. "Karma..." I said darkly, stalking over to him. "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME YOU BELLEND!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'M CRAVING COOKIES NOW!!!" I started to fake cry, putting my hands over my heart and kneeling down, looking to the sky. "Cookies..." my beautifully dramatic scene was cut short by Maehara.
"She's more childish than Bitch-sensei sometimes..."
"DO YOU WANNA GO MATE?!"
February~
"Ah~ nothing says Christmas like February."
"You can say that again, bro." I dug into my turkey, really enjoying it (A/N: if you're vegetarian, just ignore that.)
"Awwwwwww, (y/n)-chan. Why aren't you dressed like everyone else?" an annoying voice said from behind me. I turned around and saw Karma holding up a red skirt with white fluff around the edges, and a tank top that was also red with white around the edges.
"I agree. It's Christmas! Jeans simply won't do!" Koro-sensei yelled, placing a Christmas tree hat on my head... Fuck me.
"If you want, I can sing a nice Christmassy song." I smirked at the thought, remembering where I put my guitar last.
"That would be lovely, (y/n)." Yes, I'm in.
I went and grabbed my guitar, walking back into the classroom.
"Okay, everyone. This song is for the Christmas spirit this year!" I put my fist in the air, smirking slightly. I started to play the chords and soon sang along.
"These are your good years
Don't take my advice
You never wanted the nice boys anyway
And I'm of good cheer
'Cause I've been checking my list
The gifts you're receiving from me
Will be
One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less
Happy New Years, baby
You owe me
The best gift I will ever ask for
Don't call me up, when the snow comes down
Its the only thing I want this year
One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less."
I finished, smiling up at my audience, a majority of them facepalming. I put my guitar down and sat next to big Brother.
"You're right, Big Bro. I really am starting to feel the Christmas cheer."
"Oh, yeah. (y/n), I got you this for Christmas, but we didn't see each other around Christmas time and then there was the whole ordeal with save or kill... Then I was in space. Basically, this is a gift from your tremendously romantic boyfriend."
"Jesus Christ, when did your ego get so big?"
"Shut up and close your eyes."
"Wow, you really are awfully romantic." I felt him place something on my chest and pull a small chain around my neck.
"Okay, you can open your eyes now." I did as instructed, looking down and seeing a pendant of a dragon curled up around a gorgeous (e/c) gem, both of its wings were spread out. He then placed a bracelet on my wrist that said 'my boyfriend's not a nerd, he's a romantic'.
"You are a nerd, and this bracelet only confirms it." I mocked, smiling at him.
"I'll take them both back, then. Considering you don't like them."
"I'll admit that I appreciate their existence." I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him, smiling into it. "That's both your birthday and your Christmas present there."
"It's my birthday soon!" I heard Okajima scream from across the room. I was about to throw a knife at him and give him a piece of my mind, but Karma beat me to it.
"Mine." he wrapped his arm around me protectively. This idiot.
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