I stood behind Kaede, waiting for assembly to start with a bored expression on my face.
"It's been awhile, Class E." I heard an obnoxious voice say from my left. I looked over to see 4 of the 5 virtuosos, Asano was missing.
"Well... I'm sure the second semester will be tough for you, too." Seo Tomoya mocked us.
"Try not to be too discouraged." the dodgiest guy that ever existed continued, before they all walked off. Wow. Not even gonna bother making commentary on that one.
The assembly started not long after, seeming to drone on and on. It was kind of boring, actually.
"Now then, I have one last announcement before this ceremony ends. Starting today, Class A will be adding a new member to their ranks." Oh great, another bloody twat that thinks they're so much better than they are. "Until yesterday, he was in class E." He's going to be all rude and stuck up and- wait... WHAT?!?! WHO?!?! "Now, let us hear his words of joy! Takebayashi Koutarou-kun!!!" What's happening?!?! I've never really spoken to him that much, but that doesn't mean I'm okay with this. He was my classmate, and now he's supposed to be an enemy?!
"I have spent over 3 months with class E. Simply put, that environment... Was hell." What the fuck is he saying?! Is this really what he thinks? "My classmates had no drive, even the teacher's had given up on us. I realized the price I paid for my slacking. I wanted to go back to the main school building. For that, I studied as if my life depended on it. I even changed my attitude towards everyday life. From the bottom of my heart, I'm overjoyed that I'm able to return. I will work hard so that I never fall into class E again. That will be all." he ended with a bow. Is it him saying this, or was he asked to say this?
"Welcome back, Takebayashi-kun!" suck my Ass-ano said with a 'warm' smile. Everyone apart from class E immediately erupted into applause and praise.

After school~

"Takebayashi. Care to explain?" Isogai asked.
"The 10 billion bounty... Depending on how we kill him it seems like they're going to raise it even more. I guess you don't need your share, Takebayashi-kun. How selfless of you-" Karma began to taunt.
"...1 billion at best. I would never be able to get the 10 billion bounty on my own. Even if I helped in a group, the help I can provide is worth 1 billion at best. My family has been running a hospital for generations. We could easily earn 1 billion by working." I kind of see where he's coming from now, but he didn't exactly have to talk shit about us in assembly. "For me, even more so than the end of the world, or 10 billion, it's much more important that I'm appreciated by my family." see, even though I get lonely sometimes, this is why I can look on the brightside of not having any family other than my brother, but he's awesome anyway.

2 days later~

I stared at Takebayashi from the bushes. I must admit, this does feel a bit creepy, but we just want to check on him, so I guess it's fine... I think. He looks out the window, clearly noticing us. Oh well. Asano then comes in the room and starts talking to Takebayashi, we follow them but they go into the chairman's office... And the blinds are down. Fuck me.

The next week because I'm lazy~

I came back from my calming stroll in the woods, whistling a happy tune and thinking about Takebayashi's brave return to E class which shall never be said because I can't be bothered to type out that much mother fucking dialogue. With a skip in my step and a smile on my face, I make my way up the hill, looking at the trees, the sunshine, the giant pudding, the green grass, the bushes, the... Wait, go back a bit. A MASSIVE PUDDING?!?!
"WHAT THE SMEG DID I MISS?!?!" I screamed, mouth agape as I pointed at the massive pudding outside our classroom. Koro-sensei was blushing and drooling before jumping straight into it. Seriously, what the hell did I miss? Everyone then went in the classroom, I followed behind them and walked in to see Kayano freaking out like hell. Then Koro-sensei appeared and... I'm still so confused. "Guys, I still have no idea what's going on..."
"SHUT UP AND HAVE SOME PUDDING!!!" Koro-sensei yelled, shoving a spoonful of pudding in my mouth. Meh, I guess I can't complain.

P.e the next day~

Karasuma-sensei jumped down the cliff, making his way through trees and off into the distance in 10 seconds. Damn dude. I remember the good ol' days when I was that fast... Now I prioritise cake instead. We practised new skills throughout the whole lesson. I recon that I shouldn't hold back as much when it comes to free running. I always loved it, that's why I mainly traveled from roof to roof.
An hour later we walked back into the classroom and saw Koro-sensei dressed as a police officer. Kinky.
"Cops and robbers! A 3D game of tag using the entire back mountain!"
Soon, we were all set out on the mountain, trying to run and hide from Karasuma. Heh. He's not getting me that easily. There's noone around me so I can focus. I sit down and begin to clear my head and meditate, paying close attention to the surrounding area. Then I catch something. Light footsteps approximately 10 meters behind. 5 meters. 2 meters. Now.
I jump in the air quickly and flip backwards, seeing Karasuma-sensei. I smirk at him and put my index finger over my lips, signaling for him to be quiet before I sprint up the mountain in record time. I've still got it. Sorry, Karasuma, but I don't want any extra homework. I constantly evaded Karasuma, and then there were 2 minutes left. I need to work out a way to evade Koro-sensei. I ran around the mountain. 1 minute 30 seconds left. Come on... Yes! That's it! The pond! I quickly jump in. In 5 seconds, Koro-sensei's going to be coming for me, but he can't get in! Perfect! I feel two arms wrap around my waist, making me jump. Is someone else here?!?! I quickly turn around and come face to face with a smirking red-head. Fuck me. I look behind him and see Nagisa and Sugino, and... They're all shirtless. Damn dude.
"Time's up! Complete capture unsuccessful, the robbers win!"