In Okinawa~

Your p.o.v~

I took a large sip of the complimentary tropical juice. Holy fuck this stuff is good.
"Wow, (y/n)-chan. You're really drinking that up. Didn't know you were so greedy."
"I wonder if it's possible for you to avoid teasing me for a whole hour? That would be lovely."
"Why would I do that, (y/n)? What would I achieve from refusing to play with my toy?" I felt an irk mark appear on my head.
"DO YOU WANNA GO MATE?! COME ON YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SMEGGY SMEGGING SMEGGER?!?! BRING IT ON YOU BRUMMIE GIT!!!" his face immediately became amused.
"What even were half of those insults?"
"Just a little lesson on what it means to be British."

Time skip to after the assassination because I'm lazy~

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Is he serious?!
"Can someone find a dirty old man?! I wanna stick this in his underwear!!" Karma screamed as I sweatdropped. He never stops, does he?
I felt myself begin to become hot and a blush spread across my face. What's happening?! My legs feel like lead...
"I'm going to my room..." I mumbled, walking up the stairs and shakily opening my door, walking in and closing it before collapsing on the floor. My nose began to bleed violently and I covered it, trying to get to the bathroom as quick as possible, but falling flat on my face. What's happening?! I started to feel a bit better. I don't know what that was, but I'm not going down so easily. I walked down the stairs and saw Karma immediately. Holy fuck. That chest tho.
"KARMA PUT A GOD DAMN SHIRT ON YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!" I saw him smirk at me. Oh, if that hot little glob of tuberculatic spewtum says something annoying I swear to God.
"What? Like what ya see?" My eye began to twitch. Thank God I've watched a lot of Red Dwarf, otherwise I would've run out of insults by now.
"No, Marshmallow ass. If I liked what I saw, I wouldn't ask to stop seeing it."
"...unless you're in denial."
"KARMA, (Y/N). STOP MESSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!" Karasuma-sensei yelled at us angrily. I blushed and looked down at the floor. What? You'd be embarrassed too if you just got told off for calling someone a marshmallow ass.
"We might have an option that doesn't include running to a hospital or sending Nagisa and Kaede." Koro-sensei said. Woah, what did I miss?! "Can all of the healthy people come here, please. And come ready to get your hands dirty." Oh, I'm ready for this shit. I'm gonna slap a bitch. And I'm gonna enjoy it. I listened to the plan and followed everyone to the cliff. Great. Just fucking great. The laziest person in the world has to scale this fucking cliff! Brilliant! Like, I can do it. I just don't want to. I follow the rest up the cliff, grumbling to myself.

When we FINALLY got to the top and into the hotel, we met our first obstacle. Guards. I know! I remember Big Brother teaching me a bunch of different methods of distraction, I can do this. I look over at Irina expectantly. She knows what I'm thinking.
"What's the problem? Just walk in casually. I'll buy you guys 20 minutes." I look over at her with a smirk.
"That might not be enough. I'll help ya." It's not like the person I'm supposed to be at this school is good at sneaking anyway. I can help out Irina. She just walked off without me, looking really drunk and stumbling around. Ugh. Rude. She could've at least given me a verbal answer first.

After managing to sneak past the guards, we soon came across our first real enemy, and he was someone who I remembered. Smog.

"Terasaka-kun, look out!" I heard Fuwa scream. Karasuma jumped in front of the idiots and took the spray, leaving him pretty much unable to move... Or at least it's supposed to. Damn, that guy is a fucking beast.
We began to move forward once again but stopped when we heard an overly happy voice say "It's finally beginning to feel like summer vacation!"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY, SMEG FOR BRAINS?!?!" I screamed at him angrily.
"Okay, Terasaka. I'm gonna screw this in. Drop your pants and spread your cheeks."
"I'LL DIE!!! Why don't you do it to your little girlfriend? I bet she's used to it by now..." he mumbled the last part, snickering to himself. My right eye began to twitch.
"ALRIGHT THEN TUTANKHAMUN'S HORNY GRANDMA! YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW YOU SLOW, STUPID, CRUDELY DESIGNED AND QUITE AMAZINGLY UGLY GIT!! I'LL RIP YOUR BLOODY DICK OFF!!!!" I screamed, starting to pant. Maybe that was a bit much. I feel kinda tired now, and the fact that I already felt pretty exhausted and overheated before doesn't exactly help. I'm actually rather amazed that noone heard me screaming and came over here.
Moving onwards, we eventually found our next enemy. Ugh, fuck me. We might as well give up now. I mean, look at his luscious locks. He looks like fucking Thor. The battle is lost.
"How boring-nu." What an odd thing to say. I have respect for this man. "If I can hear your footsteps, I can't consider a single one of you as being formidable-nu." damn, what the actual fuck is with this guy?! I had respect for this mighty Thor of a man, but now...
"You sure do use "nu" a lot, don't you, Mister?" and there it is.
"KARMA, YOU SCUM-SUCKING WEASELLY LITTLE WEASEL! DON'T BE RUDE!"
"I heard that if you add -nu it makes you sound like a samurai." and with that, I facepalmed and ignored the rest. Is he serious? I like this guy... If he wasn't blocking our way and most likely threatening to kill us, that is.
I was snapped out of my thoughts by the sound of smashing glass. My head immediately snapped towards the direction of the loud sound. Karma.
"Hey, old man-nu. For a pro, you seem like a pretty normal guy. Whether it's glass or a skull, I can break it too." That idiot is gonna get himself killed. What do I do?! "But wait, you're pretty quick to call on your buddies. Are you too scared to bring on a middle school kid?"
Shit.

Please be careful, Karma...