I stared at the random mammoth of a man in awe. How the hell did he get so big? I feel so tiny... In other news, he's carrying a crap ton of boxes and I smell something sweet... Please tell me those boxes are filled with sweets.
"Hey there! My name's Takaoka Akira and starting today, I'll be working here to help out Karasuma. It's nice to meet you, Class E!" He spoke with a massive smile on his face the whole time. Takaoka Akira... I recognise that name.
"Have we met before? I recognise that name." I asked, curious. He looked at me and for a split second, his aura became dark.
"I was named after my father, maybe you had met him at some point." he replied, the large grin returning.
We started opening the boxes, seeing them filled with sweets and goodies. Oh, thank you Lord! I didn't even pay attention after that, I just stuffed my face.

Period 5~ P.E.

I stared at the piece of paper, my eyebrow beginning to twitch. Training until 9pm?!?! 10 periods?!?! You're fucking kidding, right?!
"There's no way we can do this!!" Maehara screamed. He was then suddenly kneed in the stomach. I ran over to him, seeing him holding his stomach on the floor in pain.
"I told you, right? In our 'family' I am the 'father'... There's no family where a father's orders aren't absolute, is there?" That same fucking smile was on his face. This is bullshit, I need to do something. But what can I do?!?! I can be a smart-ass and get beat up, or I can try to fight and get beat up. No matter what I do, it won't achieve anything.
That bastard kept on rambling about how we're a family and random shit like that. He then put his arms around Kanzaki and Mimura. "You'll follow daddy, won't you?" Holy fuck could he get any kinkier?!?!
"Sorry, I prefer Karasuma-sensei." she replied with a sincere closed-eye smile on her face. He aggressively slapped her, sending her flying. I wanted to go and help her, but decided it was best to stay with Maehara who currently had his head resting in my lap as he held his stomach tightly.
It was at this point that Koro-sensei and Karasuma-sensei finally decided to interfere. "Sorry, Koro-sensei, but P.E. Is my domain.  I can teach it however I wish to. What are you gonna do anyway? Are you gonna hurt a man who hasn't done a thing to you?!?!"... He's right. Koro-sensei can't do a thing, otherwise he can't be a teacher anymore. Koro-sensei and Karasuma-sensei soon left, deciding that they weren't currently able to do anything. Welp, there goes my hope.
"Alright, then. 300 squats." He's joking, right?! Fuck me.
"Karasuma-sensei..." I heard Kurahashi mumble.
"Karasuma's not part of our family. Children who don't rely solely on their father must be punished!" He was about to hit Kurahashi. It was like time slowed down. I need to do something. I ran as quickly as I can in front of the punch, putting my arm in front of me to make the impact less bad. I felt his fist come in contact with my arm, pushing into my arm and forcing it back into my face. I was sent flying to the side, everyone staring at me in shock. "Why aren't you listening to daddy?!"
"Tch. I'm not calling you daddy, you kinky bastard." his face immediately showed pure rage and he kicked me in the ribs. Hard. I coughed up some blood. He picked me up by my collar, squinting his eyes at me before punching me in the gut. Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. I only coughed up more blood as he stalked over to me.
"This, children, is why you should listen." he went in for another punch, but was stopped by Karasuma.
"Don't... Be any rougher with the students. If you want to get violent, I can be your opponent."
"Shitting fuck! Why does everyone love beating me up so much?!?!" I curled up in a fetal position, Holding my stomach. Jesus Christ, that guy can hit.
"Okay, then. Pick your best student, and we'll settle this with one of these." 'daddy' said, picking up an anti-sensei knife. "Oh, but this isn't the knife we'll be using." he then dropped the anti-sensei knife and picked up a... A real blade. No one can use that. Sure, I've used it in the past but I'm not able to fight in this condition, and I'm not exactly eager to give away my identity as an ex-assassin either. I saw everyone sweating bullets. Who will Karasuma choose?!?! All of my questions were answered when he picked up the knife and walked towards Nagisa.
"Nagisa, will you do it? I will not force you to take this knife, but I will ask you to maintain the right that all of you have to a safe middle-school life."
"...Okay, I'll do it." I need to do something.
"Wait, Nagisa. He'll just try to make an example out of you. He's trained much more than we are and the odds of you winning are very low. Let me do it. Trust me, I can take a hit... I've kinda had a lot of practice." I tried to convince him not to do it, laughing slightly towards the end.
"It's okay, (y/n). I can do this."
Nagisa walked up to Takaoka, a determined look in his eyes. I soon saw that look falter. Oh no. This is it, this is when he starts to think about the consequences, what happens if he kills Takaoka. Then he stopped. He smiled and strolled up to Takaoka. Stopping right in front of him and swinging the knife with great force, Takaoka barely dodging. He strikes again, making Takaoka fall back and he tugged on his shirt to help him along. He came from behind with the knife and pointed it to his neck.
"Gotcha."
What... What did I just watch?!?!

"Nagisa... I'm sorry I doubted you. That was... Amazing." I was still in awe. Never thought I'd see that side to Nagisa of all people. After a series of congratulations and thanks, Takaoka appeared behind Nagisa. A dark aura was around him as his face scrunched up in anger.
"Sorry, Takaoka-sensei. Karasuma-sensei is our P.E. Teacher, please leave." This only made Takaoka angrier. He was about to lash out at Nagisa, but Karasuma elbowed him in the chin, causing him to fall to the floor.
Principal Asano appeared from the classroom building. What the hell is he doing here?!?! I swear to God, if he fucks us over again.
"Fear is a necessary element for instruction. However, if one inflicts fear through violence, they are not welcome at this school." and with that delightful note, he left after shoving a notice of dismissal down Takaoka's throat. Huh, you done good, Mr. President.
"Bye bye, Daddy."