Poppy POV

*hiccup* I love Branch. Even when he is *hiccup* mad at me. *hiccup* OooHH I'm hungry. What should I eat. I know! Branch! Even if I calmed down, I'm still horny as fook. Even when I'm not drunk, I still get wet around Branch. It's a force of habit. "Branchieeee, come over here so I could eat your rod." Oh no *hiccup*, Branch is giving me that "I told you to stop thinking about sex, you son of a bitch" look. "You need help, Babygirl. Would you like me to carry you to a doctor? Do you need medical attention?" I'm *hiccup* offended. "No, I don't need you to carry me to the doctor. I need you to carry me to your bedroom. Also, stop it with that 'I told you to stop thinking about sex, you son of a bitch' look. I told you once before to stop being so damn hot. *soft growl*" He seriously does not want to listen to me. No matter how many times I tell him to stop being so hot, he continues to be sexy as fuck. Yum yum. 

Branch POV

Why am I getting married to her. She is so frickin complicated. Anyways, before she became drunk, she scheduled a rehearsal for our wedding. Why the hell do we need rehearsal for our wedding. Lord God. She needs help. "Poppy, we have to go out now. Remember? We have your stupid rehearsal today." I say. "Ok then, I guess sex can wait. Stop being a shithead and carry me there." So I pick her up and I become confused, mad, and the slightest bit happy. I will tell you why. When I picked her up, I felt her dress. IT WAS SO WET. So I asked her why she was so wet and she said 5 words. "I was masturbating for you." Whatever Poppy.

Time skip to the lagoon where their getting married.

*plop* DAMN. Even though I work out and stuff, Poppy definitely gained some weight. As soon as we get there, I plop her on the ground and stretch. "Welcome" says Sky Toronto (from TTBGO. I'm too lazy to make up my own OC's) "So glad you could make it, neighbor" he says. "Seriously Poppy, you chose him. You couldn't at least choose your dad." Sky annoys the crap out of me. "Sorry Branch, but my dad would just cry cause he would think we are getting married for real today. Its his force of habit" (A/N their wedding is in 3 days).

Third Person POV

So they did their "vows" and got "married" and yah that was it basically. 

(A/N YASSS DOUBLE UPLOAD. I have issues. Enjoy this chapter. btw this is chapter 26. i think. Thanks for the support. Love you.)