Poppy POV

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? WHYYYYYYY? ME AND BRANCH WERE ABOUT TO FUCK AND THIS SON OF A BUTTERNUT SQUASH DECIDES TO SHOW UP? WAIT! ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD? ME AND SUKI KILLED HIM. OMFG . "HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD? I FUCKIN CHOKED YOU!" I screamed. "Ha! Silly Poppy. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Creek. He got into a fight with his enemy, Branch, and Branch cracked his neck. So Branch got all the girls and I got none. Creek went home and his momma took him to the doctor. The doctors gave Creek a metal neck brace so his neck wouldnt look like a swan. When Creek got home he was gonna get revenge on Branch. Since he was only 7 though, Creek waited until he was older to get revenge. So you see Poppy, the neck brace saved my life and nobody can choke me to death anymore. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" OMFG. No wonder Branch got all the girls "back in the day". I seem to be confused now. "Branch is this true?" I squealed. "Fortunately yes. Creek always teased me for being gray. So I beat the shit out of him. Thats why all the girls loved me." OMG I remember Branch being "the word on the street" . I was like 5, I think. "Poppy just let me handle this though. When I get back, we will finish our business *wink wink*" said Branch. I hugged him and he left with Creek.

Branch POV

Ok. Now that I heard Creek's story, I finally know how to kill him. All I have to do trick him into giving me a hug and then I stab him in the back. Yes, I brought my knife with me. Don't worry. Its in my hair. "Creek, although I didn't like you teasing me back then, I still want to be your friend without any violence *wink wink*. *PING* Its hug time now, and your the only person I have around to hug. Can we be friends?" I say ever so fake. "I don't trust you, Branch. You ruined my life. Everyone hates me and everyone loves you. I had to escape a frickin volcano while you get to be married to Poppy. AND become King. Your life is better than mine. Dont you understand?" I swear, this guy is gay. "Look I'm sorry my life is better than yours but seriously, its hug time and I need to give a hug to someone." "Fine! Only because its hug time." *hugs* *BRUTALLY STABS* YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HE IS DEEEEEAAAADDD!

Ho ho, time to go back to my babygirl for some playtime.