Branch POV

So we bought the cake. Bought the tuxedo. Bought a hundred tables and chairs. And now I'm waiting for Poppy to hurry up and get the hell out of the bathroom. I'm over by her pod today cause we haven't got today relax in a while. "Babygirl, what's taking you so long?" Guy Diamond told me that girls take over 3 hours to get out the bathroom. I hope that doesn't happen with Poppy. "Hold on Branchie! I'm in the shower. After that I have put on the sexiest outfit I could find. Then I have to put on my make-up. Then I have to do my hair. That would take about 2 hours. Ok, Branch?" Girls. Sometimes they annoy me and sometimes they scare the crap out of me. Sometimes. Wait. Why is she putting on the "sexiest outfit she could find?" For me? Or is she going out? *long pause* OH SHOOT. TODAY IS OUR BACHELOR AND BACHELORETTE PARTIES. OMFG. I totally forgot. "Oh hey babygirl, I'm going back to my pod. I gotta get dressed too. Bye. Love you!" "Love you too, Babe!" The party starts in 30 mins. and I wasted mosted my time at Poppy's pod just waiting for her to get out of the shower. Damn you Poppy. Stop being so hot.

Poppy POV

Today is the day of the of my bachelorette party and I have a feeling that Branch forgot about his bachelor party since he was waiting for me to get out the shower and suddenly left. *giggle* Silly Branch. *time skip to arriving at The Spot* My ladies and I (DJ, Smidge, Satin and Chenille, Moxie Dewdrop, and Mandy Sparkledust) decided that The Spot would be a good place to have my bachelorette. It's basically a place strictly for women. I heard lots of women come here to celebrate their marriage and when they go home, the next day they're pregnant. I hope that doesn't happen for me. But at the same time, Branch and I always wanted two little bundles of joy so I guess it won't be that bad.

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