Branch's POV

*groan* I think I'm still a little bit toopsy from last night. Why does my mouth feel so dry? *remembers last night* *flashback* "I'll give you a buCKet full of yummy APPLE JUICE! AHHH!" *end of flashback* Oh dear God. Apple Juice? She never gave me apple OOOHHH, that kind of apple juice. Okay, so maybe I did go overboard with 35 shots of whiskey or so called "apple juice" but my mouth is as dry as a desert. You know what I'm craving right now, grape juice. "Branchie, want some more apple juice? I have half a jug left. *hiccup*" Well looks like Poppy had more than 35 shots of whatever she was drinking. "No babygirl, I dont want anymore apple juice, now go back to sleep. It's 5 in the morning." "Oh come on Branch, you woke me up 5 times to do it. I know you wanna do it again." 5 times? I can't even remember one time doing "the thing". "No, no, no, I'm good Poppy. Go back to sleep." "Hey! I have a name! Its Babygirl, silly." she said as she went back to sleep. "Whatever, 'babygirl'". I quickly peck her cheek and leave,

TIME SKIP TO BRANCH'S BUNKER

Ahh. I missed my bunker. *sniffs* Still smells as fresh as before. I decided I should get away from the Trolls just for today. You know, some R&R (rest and relaxation). I just hope nothing bad goes on while I'm away. Poppy doesn't know I left the Pod, which is somewhat bad. If I go somewhere without her knowing, she will scream until somebody's ear bleeds. But whatever. As I enter the main room, I go sit at my desk and think, "If me and Poppy have a child, what should the name be?" Well, for starters, a nice girl name would be Sky or Summer. Oh and probably Royal. It would flow nicely with her last name, since my last name is Blue. Royal Blue. I like that one. Gotta keep that in mind. Now what about a boy. Hmm. How about Hedwig? Hell no. Umm oh I like the thought of Jovany. Jovany Blue. Thats sound nice, I guess. Lemme keep that in mind. *BANG BANG BANG* Who the hell is at my door? *imaginary light bulb flickers off* Oh sheet. It could be Poppy. Oh no, oh no, oh no! She will frickin kill me. Oh well. As long as she doesn't have a knife with her. "Who is it?!?" I yell. "WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS?!?!?!? IT'S ME BRANCH!" "Who is 'me'?" "ITS POPPY, BRANCH! LET ME IN SO I COULD SCREAM AT YOU!" This is seriously my worst nightmare coming true. Why can't nice happy dreams come true? Why? As soon as I open the mat, she hisses at me and pounces on me like at CAT. I HATE CATS. She needs to stop. Seriously. "Branchie! Why did you leave without my permission? You could have told me." she said. "OK babygirl, first of all you were drunk. Secondly, can't I have some R&R for once? You know I'm not king. I don't have tasks to do unlike you so until we get married, I'm still a normal troll like the others. Capeesh?" She gets on my nerves you know. "Ok mister Branch. Don't you dare 'capeesh' me. Second off, I'm a normal troll too. And third, I'm free all day! So I'm staying here with you. Yippee!" Why universe? Why do you treat me like this? *sigh* "FINE."

(A/N HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THAT TTBGO SEASON 3 ISN'T COMING OUT UNTIL AUGUST. I'M SO MAD. I'M ABOUT TO EMAIL DREAMWORKS AND TELL THEM THAT I WILL DRIVE OVER TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS AND SLAP THEM. *SCREAM* Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter. This is seriously the longest one i made. Love you)