Me: *turns on computer, goes to Wattpad, and clicks on most recent oneshot to find* Oh cool. No requests *cRiNgInGlY sMiLeS* CoOl.

Branch: Well, tell them to leave requests the next time you publish one.

Me: *scoffs* Why? At least now I don't have to worry about getting something done a specific day and stay up till five am checking my work.

Poppy: He's got a point Jas. It's pretty obvious you want them to request something.

Me: Fine, I do. I want a request so I can spend hours on the computer for no reason. There, I said it. You happy now?

Poppy: Wow. Really?

Me: *sarcastically* No, I was kidding. I was lying about everything I said.

Poppy: Oh. So you don't want requests?

Me and Branch: *facepalms* Why do we even bother trying?

Branch: She was being sarcastic Poppy. She does want requests.

Poppy: Well how am I supposed to know? She barely shows emotions! Just like you.

Branch: Yeah she does! And I do as well.

Poppy: She literally amazed two guys with the fact that she could smile...........

Me and Branch:...........okay fine. You got a point.

Poppy: And to be honest, the oneshots are a bit crappy. No offense.

Me: *rolls eyes* Yeah yeah, I know. But in my defense, I did warn them in the description. I said I was gonna write "crappy Broppy oneshots".

Branch: Well not all of them are bad. You got some good comments on the "Coup de Foudre" parts and "Comfort Her". But in that last one, in my opinion, the only good part was when you made me sing, "'Now you're dead, you're dead cause we killed you! We took you by surprise!' when that creepy Chef fell into the monster thingy. "

Me: I don't know okay? I just thought it would be funny.

Poppy: So singing a song celebrating someone's death is funny?

Branch: In her defense, Chef did try to kill us, so it's not her fault entirely.

Me: Alright guys I get it. *clears throat* Since a certain someone *looks over at Poppy* wants me to ask you guys for requests, I will. Leave some cause I'm bored and I wanna have something else to do other than chores and schoolwork.

Poppy: AND CAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Branch: *covers his ears* Do you have to scream so loud?

Poppy: Yes! Cause birthdays are awesome!

Branch: Not all are.

Me: Whatever. So yeah. Leave some if you wanna.

Later.....

Branch: She's asleep right?

Poppy: Yeah.

Branch: Where's her iPad?

Poppy: It's right here *gives it to him* Wait, is that.......us? *points to the home screen* (I posted what it looks like so just go back a chapter or two to see what it looks like)

Branch: And we're........kissing?

Poppy: I guess she really ships us.

Branch: Considering she writes oneshots about us, I say she does. On an app. Wattpad.......something like that.

Poppy: And look at this! *shows him iPhone screen*

Branch: Eh, hugging isn't so bad.

Poppy: Yeah. Like when you were actually willing to give me a hug.

Branch: Yeah yeah I get it. I was grumpy and gray. *rolls eyes* I wonder if she has anymore home screens of us.

Poppy: Yeah she does. I heard her saying her chrome book home screen is when we were singing Can't Stop The Feeling.

Branch: Okay.........where's the app where she writes about us? Oh, there it is. Just gotta go to her works and........alright I got it. *clears throat* Just to be clear, we have something else to say, because Jasmine didn't wanna say it. So Jasmine was talking with her bestie KarenaMay2005, and Karena suggested that Jasmine should do a face reveal. So if you want her to do one, comment below and if there's five or more comments, then she'll do it. Well, she won't want to, and there's a good chance she'll get mad at us for posting this, but we'll make her.

Poppy: Somehow. And don't forget that requests are open.

Branch: Okay, we've said that like 5 times already. I think they get the point.

Poppy: Still.

Me: *wakes up* Hey guys what going-

Branch: Quick, publish it before she sees us!

Me: Wait what-

Branch: Hurry! *gives her the iPad*

Me: *gasps* Poppy no! Don't press the-

Poppy: *presses publish*

Me: Button....