(its basically short stories of poppy and branch lol)

1. The Rat

Poppy: *is holding branch's hand as they walk into his bunker* I love you Branch..

Branch: No, I love you more >:)

Poppy: No I love you more!!

Branch: *continues to blabber about how much he loves Poppy*

Poppy: *screams at Branch because he continued to blabber*

Branch: *rolls his eyes and pulls the lever down*

Poppy and Branch: *walks hand in hand to the couch and stops* oH SHIT!! A RAT!! *sksksk*

2. Bathing Suit

Poppy: *holds up 2 bathing suits* which one would look better on me?

Branch: hmmm...

Poppy: hurry up omg..

Branch: you look fine without a bathing suit >:~)

Poppy: brANCH!! *blushes*

Branch: Did I say that?

3. Dead

Poppy: *walks into Branch's bedroom and sees Branch on his bed*

Poppy: *starts to panic* OMG ARE YOU DEAD?! *pokes Branch*

Branch: *wakes up* huh?

Poppy: *slaps him lightly* omg don't scare me! I thought you were dead!

Branch: ...K *falls back asleep*

4. Sexy

Poppy and Branch: *at Satin and Chenilles pod*

Poppy: wow Branch that suit looks so handsome on you!

Branch: Thanks Poppy :)

Poppy: Turn around babe. Let me see if anything is wrong in the back.

Branch: *turns around* Everything okay with my suit at the back?

Poppy: *bites her lip* yep!

Branch: *looks at her through mirror* POPPY!!

Poppy: *is startled* IM SORRY YOU JUST HAVE A NICE ASS-

Branch: *grabs her hand and dashes out the pod* POPPY!!!

5. Sleep

Poppy: Branch I can't sleep :(

Branch: let's have sex, get you pregnant and have our kids keep you up at night. You'll be so busy that you will never fall asleep again :)

Poppy: *fake yawns* oH bOy I sUrE aM tIrEd *goes to sleep*

Branch: *laughs* Goodnight Poppy.

Poppy: Goodnight Branch *fake snores*

Branch: *chuckles and goes to sleep*

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