lol this might be the last set of short moments that i do but whatever. _TMAG_ thanks for drawing Royal
..

1: Drive

*Poppy and Branch are in a heated altercation while on a road trip*

Branch: *raises his voice for 1.5 seconds*

Poppy's mind:
"Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't fucking do it..."

Poppy: *stares out the window acting sad for the rest of the road trip*

2: Workout

Poppy: Babe, I really need to get in shape. This body won't curve itself :(

Branch: Oh? Then come to the gym with me tomorrow.

Poppy: *already on the couch with a bag of chips next to her* What'd you say?

3: Strict
(Poppy and Branch have a 14 year old daughter at this time)

Royal's Friend: How strict is your dad, Royal?

Royal: If I have fun today, I can't have fun tomorrow...

*flashback*

Royal: Hey Dad, I'm going out with my friends.

Branch: Alright have fun!

*next day*

Royal: Dad, I'm hanging out with Sugar today!

Branch: Sit your ass down and work on your school work. This shit ain't studying itself-

Poppy: *walks in* Branch, don't be so mean to-

Branch: Swing yourself back to the bedroom Poppy, I'm not done with you yet..

Poppy: *blushes*

Royal: O.0

4: Beach

(Poppy is super mad because Branch liked DJ's photo on instagram)

Branch: *is texting Poppy* I kinda wanna go to the beach 🤠

Poppy: *texts back* go then

Branch: But I have no one to go with 😱

Poppy: *angry texts* you have @DJ_SukBabii , @SilkSatin-1 , @CharmingChenille-2 , and @VirginSmidge ...

Branch: ..but i-

5: Burger

(Poppy is pregnant and is craving a veggie burger)

Branch: Here's your burger that you wanted. Now can I go to sleep?

Poppy: Okay fine...

*5 minutes later*

Poppy: BRANCH!!! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

Branch: WHAT??!! I JUST GOT IN THE BED!!

Poppy: DIDNT I SAY NO CHEESE ON MY BURGER?!

Branch: So? Just take out the cheese..

Poppy: Excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!

Branch: ...

6: Foot

*3 AM*

Poppy: *shakes Branch* Wake up!

Branch: mMmmMm?

Poppy: Are you cheating on me?

Branch: What? No, Poppy. Why are you asking me this?

Poppy: You foot didn't touch my foot all night and I'm scared you found someone new

Branch: Goodnight Poppy.

7: Don't Tell Branch

Royal: Mom?! Where are you?

Poppy: I'm in my room.

Royal : *walks to her room* mOm!! I'm in a crisis right now!

Poppy: Huh? What's wrong sweetie?

Royal: Don't get mad...but I think I'm pregnant...

Poppy: ...

Royal: ...

Poppy: WHAT?!? YOUR ONLY 14!! HOW?!

Royal: JNBSBSENSBWWKMW I DONT KNOW!! All I can remember is that I bought some clothes and when I put them on, I felt all queasy and whooshy!

Poppy: I'm to young to be a grandmother! And your dad would kill both you and me!

Royal: Don't tell dad please!

Poppy: I promise I won't tell Branch.

Branch: *walks in room* Won't tell Branch what?

Poppy: That Royal's pregn- *shuts her mouth*

Royal: *covers her face* damn it-

Branch: SHES PREGNANT?!? AT 14?!? HOW?!

Poppy and Royal: ...

Branch: Royal!! Explain yourself!!

Royal: I w-went shopping for some c-clothes and when I put them on, my stomach felt all mushy and g-gushy..

Branch: Oh. *chuckles* Royal, putting on slutty clothes doesn't get you pregnant. And Poppy, you should know that..

Poppy: I'm not that smart :')

Branch: Royal, you're fine. If you'd like, I can demonstrate how I got Poppy pregnant.

Poppy and Royal: NO!

well i hope you enjoyed this quality content. i'm gonna start doing my longer oneshots soon. let me know if you want to see more Royal in the future :') k bye friends