@Bluefeather_44 here you go :)

A/N: *turns around* Oh hi :) Didn't see ya there. Umm just wanted to say that I do have a lot of requests and I'm trying to get to everyone's as quick as possible but I promise that I will get all of them done :D Feel free to leave more for me. Don't be shyyyy! *snickers* C'mon, you know you love Broppy >:~))) Also this is kind of like a part 2 to Branch's Hips Don't Lie so enjoy!!


Branch: *admires his behind in the bathroom mirror* Hmm...I guess DJ and Guy were right. This baddie is really worth a million dollars.

*Text Message from Poppzie*

Branch: *pushes back invisible bangs* What does this girl want from me now? *rolls eyes and looks at text message*

Poppy's message: Boy, get your behind outside right now! I need your help. And we have to spend time together...you know...do couply things like other couples do..

Read 5:12 pm

Branchie Boo Bear is typing...

Branch's message: okAY FINE. Just let me post something on Trollstagram. I need to show my 20 million followers something special...

Read 5:14 pm

Poppzie is typing...

Poppy: I'm giving you 10 minutes...

Branch exited his messages with Poppy and did a mirror selfie with his bazoom-kazoom.

Branch: >:) Prepare yourselves Troll Village...

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Poppy's phone buzzes.

Poppy: *reads Trollstagram notification* Took him long enough... *opens Trollstagram*

Poppy: b u l l s k e e t . _ . *drools* Yummy Yummy!!

*time skip*

Branch: Okay I'm here, what do you need me for?

Poppy: *looks up from her phone* Oh...my...gosh...ARE YOU WEARING EYELINER?!?

Branch: Yeah no skeet -_- I need to go to a photoshoot in 2 hours so let's do this couply thing you wanted to do *smooches her cheek* And you get to be in the photo-shoot with me dahling!!

Poppy: NO WAY!!!

Branch: .........

Poppy: I meant *coughs* NO WAY!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A PHOTO-SHOOT!!!!

Branch: That's my girl's spirit! Now come on, let's go get our nails done :D

Poppy: *eyes twinkling* This is a dream come true :~D

*at the nail salon*

Poppy: Ooh, what color are you getting, Queen Branch? *snickers*

Branch: *blushes* Oh stop it you *squishes Poppy's cheek* I need a color that everyone will adore! Something vibrant, something exclusive, something no one wears because it's to sacred to even take of the nail polish shelf...

Poppy: OOH I KNOW....HOT VIOLET!!

Branch: Ohmigod you are a genius my love!! But since your so special...you can have it! I don't want my ladybug to be bland and boring like those disgusting locals out there. *cough* You know who I'm talking about...right? *giggles*

Poppy: *cough* You betcha... *cough* Biggie needs to change his wardrobe and his taste of color style!

Branch: OHMIGOD YES SISTER!! We are so alike!! *pretends to sip tea*

Poppy: Okay, okay let's get our nails done. And we can share the color! It would look amazing on the both of us anyways.

*time skip*

Poppy: What's next on our couply list Branch?

Branch: Pick out super cute outfits for our photo-shoot! We have to break the internet! We have to be s e n s a t i o n a l . . .

Poppy: *thinks* teehee I love this new Branchie.

Branch: *looks over at Poppy* What are you giggling about?

Poppy: Nothing, I'm just loving this new Branch! It's like you've transformed into a Drag Troll Queen. And with that bouncing ball attached to you, you certainly could be one! *laughs*

Branch: Oh pleeeeaaaaseeee, I'm only doing this just for today girl...

Poppy: ???

Branch: And maybe Halloween .-.

Poppy: ??

Branch: *groans* And maybe my birthday too :|

Poppy: ?

Branch: And maybe on Christmas, but that's it!! Now c'mon, we need to get some iced coffees before the photo-shoot and we don't even have some stunning clothes to wear!

Poppy: *snickers* You are so adorable! Now let's go. *grabs Branch's hand and runs to Satin and Chenille's pod*

*TiMe SkIp*

Satin: Hello Branch! Hello Poppy!

Chenille: What brings you guys here today?

(the twins try their hardest to not stare at Branch's froot loop and drool uncontrollably. Poppy spots this and giggles)

Poppy: *whispers to the twins* I know it's hard to lose focus but bare with me on this one

Branch: We're here to get outfits for our photo-shoot. Isn't it obvious? I...We need something sexy to wear-

Poppy: *singing* I'm bringing sexy back, yeah *Branch covers her mouth*

Branch: Enough of that. Anyways, can I get something tight but not to tight to show of my curves? And something tight for Poppy too. She's a Branch wannabe *laughs*

Poppy: *slaps Branch's arm lightly* Heyyyy!!

Satin and Chenille: We're on it!

*time skip*

Chenille: Okay, we're back-

Satin: -With the gowns to get down!

Branch: *eyes widen* These really are the gowns to get down!

Poppy: *eyes widen* Agreed!

Poppy and Branch take the gowns and gives the twins 4 blueberry cupcakes each.

Branch: Thanks, Princesses!

Poppy: Love y'all the most!

Poppy and Branch leave and go to Starbucks

Satin: Did you hear that sis..?

Chenille: He called us p-princesses...

(they faint together ._.)

*time skip*

(Poppy and Branch enter Starbucks)

Poppy: Uh..Branch? Why is everyone staring at us?

Branch: Oh Poppy, have you ever lived a day in the life of fame? This is what it looks like!

Kid Troll: OH MY GOD ITS BRANCH!!!

Gia: OH MY GOD QUEEN POPPY!! I FOLLOW YOU ON TROLLSTAGRAM!!

Starbucks worker: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!! MY CO-WORKER AND ME WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU!! YOU GUYS ARE MY IDOLS!!

Poppy: *is startled by all the attention*

Branch: *notices Poppy's reaction* Oh you silly girl, you'll get used to it..

Branch: *orders two large iced coffees*

Poppy: *walks up to Branch* I think I need to step outside...all this attention is WAYYYY to overwhelming, even for a queen-

Branch: Sure, love, I'll wait here and bring our coffees when there done *kisses her hand*

Kid troll: OH MY GOD HE SMOOCHED HER HAND!! BROPPY GOALZ!!!

Everyone in Starbucks: BROPPY GOALZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poppy: w t f ._.

Branch: b u l l s k e e t :|

*time skip*

Branch: *hands Poppy her coffee* You ready to go?

Poppy: You betcha! *holds Branch's hand and walks to the photo-shoot*

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Photographer: Ahh, just in time for the photoshoot Branch. I see you brought Queen Poppy. PERFECT PAIR!! *squeals* b r o p p y g o a l z !

Branch: Okay seriously, what is "Broppy"? That is not my name. Neither is it Poppy's name. We demand respect-

Photographer: Oh no, no, no, no, no! "Broppy" is you're ship name! Get it? Branch + Poppy is Broppy!

Poppy and Branch: OOOOHHHHHH!!!!

*Poppy and Branch put on their stunning gowns*

Photographer: w o a h . ARE THESE BY SATIN AND CHENILLE'S "HANDBAG AND SATCHEL" CLOTHING LINE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Poppy: Only the best of the best!

Branch: Let's get this over with already. Me and Poppy have more couply stuff to do-

*time skip for the last time thank goodness* (btw the photo-shoot ended)

At Branch's Bunker

Branch: LAWDGAWD POPPY!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!

Poppy: with wut?

Branch: HELP ME GET THIS TIGHT AF DRESS OFF!! I NEED OXYGEN!!

Poppy: *unzips Branch's dress* Better?

Branch: *breathes in heavily and sighs* Much, thanks. *kisses Poppy*

Poppy: *blushes* N-no problem :D

Branch: *parts away* I guess you can say I'm a real Drag Troll Queen now!

Poppy: And as soon as you take of that eyeliner, you'll still be the same drama queen I know and love...

Branch: Heyy!

Poppy: I love you too!

A/N: WOAH! THIS IS THE LONGEST ONE SHOT I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! 1,234 WORDS?!?!