i had to get this idea out my mind or else i would forget immediately. enjoy :)

Poppy's Birthday... 5 Years Ago..

Poppy: *walks around troll village humming happy birthday to herself*

DJ, Smidge, Satin & Chenille: HAPPY BIRTHDAY STUPID BITCH!!!

Poppy: *is startled* W-woah! THANK YOU DUMB ASSES!!

DJ: So..whatcha doin for your special day?

Poppy: Nothing much. I am having a party later though ٩( ᐛ )و

Satin: Yassss!!

Chenille: Shut the fuck up Satin omg...

Satin: ...

Smidge: ... uhh, so is there anything you want for your birthday?

Poppy: Nothing really. Branch says he has a surprise for me :')

The Other Hoes: oOoOoOooOoOohhhHh is it sex?

Poppy: *blushes* I don't know! It's a suRprisE!!

DJ: Okay girl, you do you. We'll catch you later at the party tonight.

Poppy: Alright, see y'all later!!

30 minutes later...

(Poppy's at Branch's Bunker)

Branch: Hey sexy birthday girl*wink* how are ya?

Poppy: *melts* (*not literally* *like shes blushing alot* *i think you understand*) I'm feeling queasy, but that's because I can see your rock hard abs right in front of my face.

Branch: *chuckles* Yeah, yeah. Come here. Your surprise is in my bedroom *wink wOnk* (hi _TMAG_ )

| hi short disclaimer. they are NOT having sex you nasty hoes |

Poppy: *wobbles to his bedroom and sees a beautifully wrapped box on his bedroom* EEK. A PRESENT!!!

Branch: *stands by the doorway and watches her while chuckling*

Poppy: *rips open the present* Ooh a note! And another box inside! *reads note*

Branch's note:

Poppy, this present will change both of our lives in the best way possible. I love you more than words can describe. And I know you love me too. Your slutty self won't stop talk about how big my dick is. That's a problem we're gonna have to fix. But anyways, last month when we fucked, you peed on my bed after sex and left my bunker tripping over yourself. So, I did the obvious thing and cleaned it up. In my own way. No I did not drink your pee. The answer to how I cleaned it up is in the box.

Poppy: 0.0 Branch why didn't you tell me I-

Branch: Shshsh, just open the box.

Poppy: *opens the box and finds a positive pregnancy test*

Poppy: OMG, IM PREGNANT?! BRANCH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! *jumps on him and starts to smooch*

Branch: I knew you'd like your present :')

Poppy: *silently weeps* Branch, this is the best present I've ever received! But how'd you get the pee on to the pregnancy test?

Branch: My bed drains itself. There are buckets under it where liquid falls in. See.. *points to bed*

Bed: *drip*

Poppy: :O wow your smart Branch. But let's keep this a secret for now until my stomach grows larger.

Branch: Agreed. Your friends are crazy over babies.

Poppy: Thank you Branch. Now, we have a party to attend. Shall we?

Branch: We shall.

Present day...

Poppy: And that, my love, is how we found out we were pregnant with you!

Royal: Thanks for sharing. I love you mommy and daddy!

Branch: We love you more. Goodnight baby. *kisses her forehead*

Poppy: Goodnight sweetheart. *gives her a big hug and leaves the room with Branch*

Branch: I love you Poppy.

Poppy: I love you more Branch. Hey, my birthday is next month. Are you up for round two?

Branch: *smirks* I thought you'd never ask!

:') and that concludes my favorite oneshot that i've ever written. this one actually made me cry no joke. the last one was just a tease :))) anyways bye lol. <3