"This job is eating me alive. I can't breathe anymore. I spent all these years trying to be the good guy, the man in the white hat. I'm not becoming like them. I am them." Jake recapped

"Hey! What are you doing, weirdo?" Harper asked

The camera pans onto a frustrated Amy Santiago and Harper Benson. Jake projects his face onto multiple TV screens inside the store, using what seems to be a video camera that's attached to the ten monitors.

"I'm doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco. Or actually, ten of me are doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco." Jake said, he stares at the screens of himself, "'Sup?" He said

"Get it together, man. Okay?" Amy said

Amy and Harper are now talking with the store owner. She has a notebook open, and a pen in hand, "So the store was hit about two hours ago. They took mostly tablets, laptops, and cameras."

Everyone turns around when they hear Jake playing with a keyboard, "Sorry." He said and stopped the music.

Amy and Harper return back to the store owner.

"I'd like a list of all your employees, whoever had access to the store. I'd also like to apologize for my partner. His parents didn't give him enough attention." Harper said

"Uh, Detectives..." Amy and Harper look at Jake slowly, "I already solved the case. We're looking for three white males, one of whom has sleeve tats on both arms." Jake said

"And how do you know that?" Amy asked walking over to him

"I had an informant on the inside. He's been here for years. Watching, learning. Waiting. His code name?" Jake holds up a stuffed bear, "Fuzzy Cuddle bear. He's a nanny cam." He flips the bear over to show the electronic device inside, which appears to be the end of a camera.

"You got lucky." Harper scoffed

"No, I got here five minutes before you and figured that in this gigantic electronics store, there had to be at least one working camera." Jake said

He plugs the camera into the TV screens, broadcasting the recorded video of two guys stealing, "Oh! Hi, bad guys!" Jake said and he looked at the bear, "You did it, fuzzy. You busted 'em. It's time to come home."

"I'm not sure if I can. I've been undercover so long, I've forgotten who I am. I have seen terrible things. I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons." Jake said, imitating the bear

"All right." Amy said as her and Harper walk away

"Detective Santiago! Detective Benson! Don't walk away from me!" Jake said

(At the precinct)

Jake is bringing in the thieves from the store, heading over to the hold-up cells. While putting them in, he ends up bumping into Amy while trying to get out. Amy and Harper held their hands up in defense, Jake pretends as if nothing happens, smiling.

(Briefing room: 8:31 AM)

Jake is sitting down in a room full of detectives when he looks at everyone.

"Yes, I did crack the case. So, Santiago, Benson, would you do the honors?" Jake asked

Amy and Harper, frustrated, sigh and get up from her spot, heading over to a board. There is a small table in the corner of the board, which has a row called 'Peralta', and another called 'Santiago'. Under Peralta and Benson it has 23, and under Santiago, it has 22.

"I hate this!" Amy said

"Ah, yeah. And you're just gonna add one." Jake said as Amy erases and Harper changes the 23 to a 24. However, she wrote it really small.

"I'm winning." Jake said

The whole room applauded, cheering the situation on.

"I hate this!" Amy/Harper said

"It's a good feeling. It's a good feeling. Yeah." Jake said

Amy and Harper return to their seats, "Enjoy it while it lasts." Harper said

"I will!" Jake said

Terry Jeffords is now standing up front. He is going to start up the briefing. There is a TV behind him.

"JP, update on the Morgenthau murder?" Terry asked

Jake stood up from his spot, heading to the front of the room. There is now a slideshow on the TV which Jake is controlling, "Yeah! Good news for all you murder fans. Earlier this morning someone decided to shoot and kill luxury food importer Henry Morgenthau." He flipped through the slides of the murder scene from the TV, "Body was found by the cleaning lady, during her interview, I deduced, using expert Detective work, that she had something super gross on her chin." He changed the slide to the woman, and zoomed in on the white blemish on her chin.

Charles Boyle perks up on his seat, "I think it was flan." He said

"Charles thinks it was flan. I think it was butterscotch pudding." Jake said

Rosa Diaz had her legs on the table and crossed arms, "Maybe it was just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them."

"Oldie gunk. Could be, yeah. Anyone else?" Jake asked

"How about we focus on the murder and not the old person gunk?" Terry said

"Crime techs are at the scene now. We're heading back when they're done." Harper said

"Okay, I want you on this. It's gonna be priority one for the new C.O." Terry said

"Wait, tell us about the new Captain." Rosa said

"Captain Holt will be here soon. He'll wanna introduce himself. Dismissed." Terry said

Everyone gets up from their seats and heads out the room.

......

Harper is leaning against Jake's desk, "Hey, you heard anything about the new Captain?" She asked

"Uh, no, and I don't care. I just wish Captain McGintley never left, he was the best." Jake said

"He was terrible. You just liked him 'cause he let you do anything you wanted." Amy said as Harper nodded at her

Flashback

Jake and Harper on their chairs in an open space inside the precinct. They have fire extinguishers in hand and it's pretty clear on what they want to accomplish. Everyone is around them, anticipated for the outcomes while clapping and cheering along.

"On your marks, get set..."

Captain McGintley opens the door and everyone stops.

"What the hell's going on around here?" McGintley said

"Fire extinguisher roller chair derby?" Harper said

"Okay." McGintley said and he went back into his office, closing the door behind him.

"And go!" Jake said

They shoot the extinguishers which project them through the precinct, however it isn't as fast and powerful as a rocket launcher, however they do get pretty far.

"Yeah!" Jake cheered

End of Flashback

Amy is looking at Jake and Harper with disappointment.

"What's your point?" Harper asked

Amy sighs, "If I'm ever gonna make Captain, I need a good mentor. I need my rabbi."

"Sorry, dude. But this new guy's gonna be another washed-up pencil pusher who's only concerned with following every rule in the patrol guide. Meep morp zeep. Robot Captain Engage." Jake said, imitating the robot

"Is that what you think?" A man asked

A man stands behind Jake, who is staring him down and he has the new Captain uniform on.

"He-hey! New Captain alert." Jake said and he stood up. "You must be the new C.O. I'm Detective Jake Peralta. Great to meet you." He said

"Now don't let me interrupt. You were describing what kind of person I'm gonna be. I'd like you to finish." Holt said

"That's not necessary." Jake said. Holt stares at him, and Jake is sort of intimidated. "Or I could recap very quickly, sure. Um, let's see. I think I said some joke about being a washed-up pencil pusher."

"Now do the robot voice." Holt commanded

"Which-"

"The robot voice you were doing when you implied I'm a rule-following robot. I wanna hear it again." Holt said

Jake looks around the room where everyone is watching the scene happen. Amy and Harper look rather proud at the moment.

"Meep morp zarp. Robot." Jake said without enthusiasm

"That's a terrible robot voice." Holt said

"Yep." Jake said

"Already doesn't like you, that's a new record." Harper said

"Oh ha ha." Jake said, rolling his eyes.

"The next time I see you, I'd like you to be wearing a necktie." Holt said and starts to leave.

"Oh, actually, the last Captain didn't care if we wore ties." Jake said

Holt stops just before he enters his new office.

"Well, your new Captain does. And more importantly, he cares that you follow his direct orders." He then turns to the rest of the detectives and officers in the precinct, "Everyone, I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt."

"Speech!" Amy said

"That was my speech." Holt said

"Short and sweet." Amy said as Harper rolls her eyes at her

"Sergeant Jeffords, a word." Holt said, pointing to Terry.

"Yes, sir." Terry said and they leave

"I love that guy." Amy said

"Same." Jake said

"Kiss ass." Harper mumbled

"He's so suave. Does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?" Gina asked and everyone was quiet. "No? Okay." She said and left too.

(Captain Holt's Office)

Captain Holt places his name template on the desk, sitting down on his seat as he talks to Terry.

"Sergeant, you were in the 1-8 with me. Though you were significantly..." Holt begins

"Fatter, sir. They called me "Terry Titties." Because I had large, uh..." Terry said

"Titties, yes. I remember. I never liked that nickname. Though to be fair, it was accurate. What's this I hear about you being on administrative leave?" Holt asked

"A year ago, my wife and I had twin baby girls." Terry shows Holt his wallet with the photos of his kids, "Cagney and Lacey." He said

"They have adorable chubby cheeks." Holt said

"Ever since, I kinda got scared of getting hurt. Lost my edge. There was an incident in a department store." Terry said

Flashback

Jake, Harper, and Terry are holding guns in a department store, trying to hide from perps it seems.

"Hey, man, you okay?" Jake asked

"Yeah, you look a little jumpy." Harper said

"I'm fine. I'm fine." Terry said

He hears knocking and starts to scream, coming out of his hiding spot and starts shooting in front of him, he is only shooting a mannequin, but apparently he still doesn't realize it. The mannequin falls down on the ground after the excessive amount of bullet wounds.

"I think he's dead." Jake said

End of Flashback

"And I'm still not right." Terry said

Holt standing up and heading to his office window, looking over the precinct, "Tell me about your Detective squad." He said

"Um... Well, Scully, Hitchcock, and Daniels." Scully, Hitchcock, and Daniels were talking amongst themselves. "They're pretty much worthless, but they make good coffee." Terry said

"Copy that." Holt said

"Now the good ones. Rosa Diaz." Terry begins

"Now the good ones. Rosa Diaz. Tough, smart, hard to read and really scary." Terry explained as Rosa began to batter her computer.

Flashback

It is Christmas, and Hitchcock is at the printer when Rosa comes in, "Tell me who has me for Secret Santa." She demanded

"No! That takes all the fun out of it." Hitchcock is smiling, but Rosa is far from happy. She glares at him while Hitchcock pales.

"It's Scully. He got you a scarf. I'll make him return it." Hitchcock said

"Yes, you will." Rosa said

End of Flashback

"Charles Boyle. He's a grinder. Not the most brilliant Detective, but he works harder than anyone else. He's not physically... gifted." Terry said

Charles at his desk, with multiple files in hand, and a phone rested against his ear and shoulder.

Flashback

Charles in the staff kitchen, ready to eat a muffin only to drop it on the floor.

"Oh, man! My muffin." Charles goes to pick it up, but his head hits the counter instead. "Ahh! Oh, my head!" He looks to the muffin which he accidentally stepped on. "My muffin, my head! And I stepped on the- On my muffin! And my head and my muffin."

End of Flashback

"Amy Santiago. She's got seven brothers, so she's always trying to prove she's tough."

Amy is at her desk. A ball of elastics in hand, and her face scrunched up, concentrated.

Flashback

Amy pouring hot sauce over her hotdog in the staff room.

"Careful. That stuff's pretty hot." Scully said

She puts down her sandwich, staring at Scully.

"Oh, is it? Hmm?" Amy puts more sauce on her sandwich, until the top is filled with sauce. She goes to eat it, some sauce dripping onto her hand. Her face starts to scrunch up, and she's gagging, spitting the food right out. Scully doesn't even bat an eye.

End of Flashback

"Tell me about Harper." Holt said

"Harper Benson is a hard worker. Her mother is Detective Olivia Benson who works at the Special Victims Unit, and her father is Sergeant Hank Voight, a legend in the Chicago Police Department. Harper, Santiago, and Peralta have some big bet over who gets more arrests this year. Ever since the bet, their numbers have gone way up." Terry said. "Oh I also forgot to mention she also has twins who are eight years old and she is very protective over him."

"I wasn't aware she had a son." Holt said

"She likes to keep herself private." Terry said

"Tell me about Peralta." Holt said

"Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up."

"That was very well put." Holt said

"I've talked a lot about Jake in my departmentally mandated therapy sessions." Terry said

"Look, you know my history. You know how important this is to me. This precinct is doing fine, but I wanna make it the best one in Brooklyn. And I need your help." Holt said

Terry raised his hand from his side, "Absolutely, Sir. Where do we start?"

Holt looked over to Jake who at that moment was dancing his way over to Harper's desk.

"What is happening?" Jake sang

"We start with him."

.........

(Morgenthau's Apartment: 1:15 PM)

Charles, Rosa, Harper, and Jake are investigating the apartment with a few officers in the back.

"Okay, so the perp came in through the window, left the muddy red footprint and apparently had sex with the dish rack."

"Shell casings found here. Two shots. Bang, Bang." Harper pointed in the direction of the shots.

"Great work, detective. You get a tie." Jake congratulated before tossing a necktie in Harper's direction, while she sent him a disapproving look.

"Seriously, you're an idiot." Harper said

"Hey, that's mine. You took it from my desk." Charles said

"That's right, Charles. Good solve. Tie for you." Jake said, and gives one to him

"Thanks!" Charles said

"Now everyone be sure to put those on because it's impossible to solve crimes - unless you're wearing a tie." Jake said

"Lay off the Captain. That man is gonna be my rabbi." Amy said

"Kiss ass." Harper mumbled and Amy gives her a scolding look

"Okay, first of all, when you use the word "rabbi," you know that turns me on and that's unfair in the work environment. Secondly, your rabbi is a pain in my ass." Jake said

"Yeah, he's a little too serious. What do you think, Rosa?" Charles asked

"He seems cool." Rosa said, without looking up from her notepad

"Yeah, he seems cool. I agree." Charles said, quickly changing his mind

"Looks like the perp stole a computer, a watch, and a Jamon Iberico ham, valued at what! $6,000." Rosa said

"$6,000 for a ham?" Harper asked

"Jamon Iberico is an amazing cured ham from Spain. They had it at my uncle's funeral. I gorged myself at that funeral. I mean, I was constipated for three days." Charles said and everyone makes general noises of disgust.

"Wow, that's a great story Charles, thank you." Charles let out a chuckle as Jake swiftly changed the subject, "All right, listen up everybody, better contact Captain Holt and let him know we've got a ten-tie situation."

"Speaking of ties, where's yours, Meep Morp?" Holt asked as he entered

"This is fantastic. Captain! Hey! Welcome to the murder. What are you doing here?" Jake queries with a rather forced-looking smile.

"I like to know what my detectives are up to. That okay by you?" Holt asked

"Yep." Jake said

"Take Benson and Santiago and knock on doors. See if the neighbors heard anything." Holt said

"Door duty? It's a waste of time." Jake said

"Diaz and Boyle. Check in the coroner. Report back to me in an hour." Holt said and then leaves

As the Captain left, Jake let out a loud sigh, turning to the squad, "That went well."

"No, it didn't." Holt said, from next door

"He's got like super hearing." Holt said

........

Holt is in his office with Gina sitting in front of his desk, seeming that Holt has asked her to chat.

"So Gina. Civilian administrators like yourself often have their ear to the ground. What do Santiago, Benson, and Peralta have riding on this bet of theirs?" He asked

"I will tell you on six conditions. Number one, you let me use your office to practice my dance moves. Second-"

"How about this? If you tell me-" Holt said

"Mm-hmm." Gina said

"I won't have you suspended without pay." Holt said

"Oh, that sounds great. Okay, the deal is if Amy gets more arrests Jake has to give her his car. It's an old mustang and it's pretty sweet. Harper has to go through this puzzle trivia with her, because apparently that's a thing. Harper described it as 'the most boring thing to ever exist' and that it would be 'a weekend from hell'. If Harper gets more arrests then Amy has to do all of her paperwork for the next year and Jake has to get a tattoo with Harper's face. I guarantee he'll chicken out. Anyway, if Jake gets more arrests then he gets to organize every date Amy goes on for the next three months and Harper has to go on a date with him. He guarantees it will end in sex. I bet on, at least, some over-the-clothes action. At the very least some touching..."

"No, that's enough, Gina." Holt said

"Caresses. I could see him showing up in a silk robe." Gina said

"That's enough, Gina." Holt said

"All right." Gina said

"Thank you." Holt said

.............

(Morgenthau's building: 1:45 PM)

"Let the wasting of time begin." Jake said

Valerie let out a huff as the three continued down the hall.

"Hello Sir, can we ask you a few questions?" Amy asked

The guy looked nervously down the hallway before staring back at the detectives before him. Harper's nose crinkled at the overbearing weed smell wafting out the apartment.

"Yeah." Amy/Harper/Jake said

"Because a dude broke in, smoked a bunch of weed, and bolted." He let out a nervous laugh.

"Ah, yes, I hate it when people do that." Harper spoke with amusement lacing her tone.

"Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"

The guy glanced back into his apartment, then focusing back on the three cops in front of him, "Yes."

"Police!" Harper yelled

"Hello." Jake said

"Hello." The guy said

"What's your name?" Amy asked. "My name?" The guy asked

"Mm-hmm." Harper nodded

"Mlepnos." Mlepnos

"Can you spell that, please?" Amy said

"M-l-e-p Clay." Mlepnos spells

"Did you say "Clay"?" Harper asked

"Yes, the "Clay" is silent." Mlepnos

"Okay this is getting annoying." Harper pulls out a paper, "Have you seen this man before? He was shot last night."

"Oh. Thank you." Mlepnos said and he takes the paper

"No, sir, that's ours. We need that. We-"

"-And he kept it." Jake said

"Asshole." Harper said, kicking the guy's door

"Wall Street journal on the doormat Top floor apartment. Twenty bucks says this guy's like a hot, eligible bachelor." Amy said

"I'll take that action." Jake said. "And i'll also take that." Harper said

"Police! Open up!" Jake yelled

"Hello." An old man said, opening the door

"Oh! Hello, sir! How are you today? I am Detective Right-All-The-Time, and these are my partners, Detective Bad-Ass, and Detective Terrible Detective."

(99th Precinct)

"No surprises from the coroner. A few gunshots, shoulder and chest." Charles said

"None of the neighbors heard or saw anything. And what's worse, Santiago struck out with a 92-year-old." Jake said

"That is not accurate, sir." Amy scoffed

Jake let out an over dramatic gasp, hand placed over his chest as if he were an old woman clutching at her pearls, "Wait, you hooked up with him?"

"All right, hit the pawn shops and canvas the neighborhood. And while you're out, you can buy yourself a tie." Holt said

"Oh, actually, sir I'm wearing a tie right now. Check it out. Secret tie." Jake said, pulling up his shirt

"First of all, I think you're kind of overdoing it with the manscaping. But more importantly, Detective, why do you refuse to take my orders seriously? Does anyone here know why it's so important to me that you all dress appropriately? Hmm. Four highly trained detectives and not one of you can solve this simple mystery. I wanna be briefed on any new developments. Any questions?" Holt said

Jake, unsurprisingly, was the first and only detective to raise his hand, evidently feeling uncomfortable in such a tense environment. "I was going to ask you if you thought I was doing too much manscaping but we solved that one so I'm good. Hey, Boyle. Benson."

"Yep." Charles said

"What about this fancy ham stuff?" Jake asked

"Jamon Iberico." Charles said

"Yes. The perp left a really expensive TV but then stole ham? It doesn't make sense.Is there a place nearby the crime scene that sells it?" Jake asked

"Beneficios might." Harper said

"Let's go." Jake said

"You gotta brief the C.O. first." Charles said

"We'll brief him after we catch the guy." Jake said

(Beneficios)

"My name is Ratko. I don't know anything." Ratko said

"Oh, okay. You recognize this guy?" Jake asked as Harper pulled out a picture, "Henry Morgenthau?"

"No." Ratko said

"Maybe actually look at the picture, asshat." Harper said

"I don't know him. I don't know what happened. No more questions." Ratko said

"Well, why don't I run a scenario past you, Ratko, and you tell me what you think? You do know Morgenthau. He came in here and tried to sell you some hams. You knew they were worth a lotta money, so you tried to steal them from him when he wasn't home. Only he was home, so you shot him. Does that sound familiar? Uh, maybe some role play will jog your memory?" Jake said

"Great idea." Charles said

"Okay, yeah." Jake said

"Okay. So I'm Ratko." Charles said

"No, no, I'm Ratko." Jake said

"Come on. I'm always the victim." Charles said

JAKE: Look, I'm doing this with you right here.

"Fine, fine. Oh! I'm Henry Morgenthau, owner of delicious and expensive hams. Don't I know you from the grocery store?" Charles asked

"Kill! And scene." Jake said

Ratko throws things off the counter and tries to run away.

"NYPD! Everyone down!" Harper yelled and runs behind Jake

"Ma'am, if you could just get down, or ignore us and continue shopping. Boyle, get the door!" Jake yelled

"On it!" Boyle said

"Ratko!" Jake said

Ratko hits Jake, who drops his gun. Then he started to throw him through the shelves, "Oh! Ow! Ha ha ha! Ow, Ratko, ow! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ratko! I'm getting mad!"

"That's a waste of manchego! Charles!" Jake yelled

"How are you still here?" Harper asked the old lady, who continued to shop.

"Jake! Harper!" Boyle called out to them, "A little help!"

Ratko was smearing his face on ice cream containers.

"I got him! I got him! Don't worry!" Charles said

Harper was at the door and had her baton ready to strike when Ratko came straight for her, he grabbed Harper and threw her towards Jake and Charles.

Harper has her arm in a cast.

"So no, I did not brief you and yes, he did get away. But, some bonus good news...I got you hazelnut, and....a little spoon there for you" Jake said to the captain, giving him a cup of ice cream.

(Records Room)

"Is he seriously assigning me to the records room? I mean, why do we even have a records room? Computer's been invented, right? I didn't dream it?" Jake said

"You're lucky, man. I wish I could get assigned here full-time. You could not be farther from the action." Terry said

"Sergeant, you know me. I have more arrests than anyone. Will you please tell the Captain how dumb it is to lock his best Detective in a file cabinet?" Jake asked

"Second best." Amy said

"Third best." Harper correcting Amy

"You're wrong about Holt. That man has forgotten more about being a cop than you will ever know. In 1981, he caught the disco strangler" Terry interrupted.

"Wow."

"The man is the real deal. You need to listen to him." Terry said, before leaving

"Gonna be hard to win our bet when you're on the bench, Peralta. Although I did start a new category, 'murders we let go'. And look at that, you're winning! Have fun with your files" she said, also leaving the room.

"Yeah, you know what, I will have fun with my files. Have fun with your face!" He tried to slam the door but failed, "Slam! That was a slam!"

"That was pathetic, Jake." Harper said

"AAAH! Sorry, I forgot you were here" Jake said, startled

"I'm going to pretend that wasn't an insult." Harper said

"Sorry I'm just a little stressed out." Jake said

"Don't worry, you're lucky I like you." Harper said, before leaving

...........

"Hey, Captain." Jake said

"So you found something? Hey, I like the tie." Holt said

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Anyway, I think I got something good here. Turns out the name 'Ratko' is made up, but I was digging through these files - one of which I literally found in a spider web - and it turns out there were a bunch of references to a Serbian thing, street names 'the rat' and 'the butcher', who's known to hang out at a storage unit near Boerum Park, which has red soil, hence, the muddy red footprints on Morgenthau's counter" Jake described, proud of himself.

"That's fine work, Detective." Holt said

"Thank you very much, sir." Jake said

"Testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately" Holt said

"Let's pound it out." He got up and he was wearing a bathing suit, a small one.

"You know what, such fine police work, let's share it with the whole team. Santiago! Boyle! Diaz! Benson! Get in here! Bring everyone! And a camera!" Holt yelled to everyone

"That's not necessary. Oh, they're here!" Jake said

"Ew! Gross!" Harper said

"Of the fine master Detective, Jake Peralta. Yeah, let's have a hand, everyone. Give him a hand." Holt said

Everyone starts to cheer and laugh

"Thank you." Jake said

"And I'm out." Harper said leaving the room

(Brooklyn Self Storage: 10:14 pm)

"No record of Ratko on the ledger. Must've used cash" Amy said to Holt and Jake.

"Well, I, for one, am just pumped to be in a stakeout with you, captain" Jake said. "You know what my favorite thing about stakeout is? Patrol guide says 'no dress code', so I'm just the zip-up hoodie and my two best friends".

"Does he always talk this much?" Holt asked

"I just tune it out. It's like a white noise machine." Harper said

"Okay, first of all, that's racist. Secondly, Captain, Terry told me you caught the disco strangler. That's incredible. I've read that case. With all due respect, sir, why'd it take you so long to get your first command?" Jake asked

"Because I'm gay." Holt said

Peralta chuckled, "Ah, seriously?"

"Seriously? I'm surprised you didn't know. I don't try to hide it." Holt said

Flashback

"Did anyone else get a little bit of a gay vibe?" Gina asked

"Manscaping." Holt said

End of Flashback

"Damn! I am not a good Detective." Jake said

"When did you come out?" Amy asked

"About 25 years ago. The NYPD was not ready for an openly gay Detective. But then the old guard died out. Suddenly, they couldn't wait to show off the fact that they had a highly ranking gay officer. I made Captain. But they put me in a public affairs unit. I was a good soldier. I helped recruitment. But all I ever really wanted was my own command. And now I finally got it. And I'm not gonna screw it up." Holt said

"Captain, I'm sorry. I-I feel like a jackass. But on the flip side, there's Ratko. Humility over. I'm amazing! Fantastic. 3,000 identical blue doors." Jake said

"Looks like we all got door duty." Holt said

"Ah, yeah. From before. Good one. You look great." Jake said

"Clear. Clear."

There was a cleaning lady, Amy motioned for her to move but she gestured again for them to go, "Okay. Unbelievable! Un-believable! Ah."

Amy pointed out the writing on the flak jacket (NYPD) and the badge, the cleaning lady, on the other hand, pointed to the writing on her uniform (maintenance).

'Ratko' was pointing a gun at Jake, "You can't stop me. I'm going."

"Actually, you're not going anywhere, 'cause if you take a look to your left, you'll see detective's Boyle and Diaz. Right there is detective Santiago and Benson, and behind you is captain Holt. Point is... my team has you surrounded. Oh my god, I just got the tie thing! Captain, I just figured it out"

"Maybe now's not the best time, Detective." Holt said

"It's a uniform! We're a team, and the tie is a part of that team's uniform, right?" Jake said

"You ask Ratko what team?" Ratko asked

"No, Ratko, shut up. It's important to you because you were kept off the team for so long. And now you're the coach, and you want us to all wear that same uniform. Boom! Nailed it!" Jake said

"I can't believe I'm friends with you." Harper muttered

"Yes, you did. Now just arrest Ratko. All right, Ratko, down. Drop the weapon. Hands on your head. Here we go." Holt said

- Hey! -

Ratko started running but Amy stopped him.

"Hands behind your back! Hands behind your back!" Rosa said

"Stay down." Charles said

"That's how we do it in the nine-nine, sir. Catch bad guys and look good doing it." Jake said

"What's wrong with you?" Holt asked

"I ask myself that everyday." Harper said

"Never took off the speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me. Great work, team!" Jake said