joey boy
hey what premier were you
and even talking about
over twitter a couple days
ago???

jax
oh it's just this stupid thing he
wants me to go to in like
brooklyn or whatever

joey boy
for what??

jax
honestly i don't know AT ALL

jax
he just really wants me to go
so he can tell me something
important (also don't know that)
but i said i'm not going

jax
why???

joey boy
oh it's become im going to the
premier for something in a
week and i think it's the same
one that evan's going to

jax
wait - you mean that you'll
be there at that premier??

joey boy
i might?

joey boy
it just depends if we're talking
about the same thing but
i think we are

jax
one second

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jaxass
what premier are we going
to??

even steven
we??

even steven
i think you mean me since
you aren't going

jaxass
just tell me

even steven
ugh fine

§

jax
[ link ]

jax
is it this premier???

joey boy
yeah acutally

jax
cool

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jaxass
hey what do you think
about me joining you
in new york for this
premier???

even steven
i thought you said that
you didn't have anyone
to feed your fish or
cover your shift at work
since you're a professional
who works at olive
garden where it actually
matters now

jaxass
i am

jaxass
that didn't answer my question

even steven
and i thought you didn't
like new york

jaxass
stfu about your thoughts
and tell me i can go

even steven
no

jaxass
i hate you

even steven
tell me why you're suddenly
interested in going and i'll
say yes

jaxass
im calling mom

even steven
she'll stand on my side

jaxass
no she won't im her baby

even steven
nah she'll just get the answer
i want out of you and then
she'll tell me

jaxass
get the fuck out of here with
your logic mister

even steven
have you been watching
john mulaney recently???

jaxass
...yes but it doesn't matter

jaxass
and stop trying to deflect

even steven
im not you are

even steven
so tell me why you wanna go

jaxass
ugh fine but i hate you

jaxass
joe's going to the same one

even steven
oh really?

jaxass
you knew didn't you

even steven
of course not how dare you
accuse me of such a thing!

jaxass
i hate you 10x

even steven
same

even steven
but yeah i totally knew ngl

jaxass
and you were gonna let me
miss my chance on meeting
him???? you are really
the worst brother in the world

even steven
hey i tried to convince you

jaxass
terribly, awfully

even steven
i still tried

jaxass
oh my god i could've missed
my chance to meet JOE
KEERY because of my
fucking brother

even steven
okay but im also the reason
why you GET to meet him
so please remember that

jaxass
shut up

even steven
never

jaxass
when does our flight leave

even steven
next monday and the premier's
on tuesday but we'll be there
for two weeks

jaxass
why so long

jaxass
i still have fish to feed and
work to do

even steven
i wanted a vacation

even steven
and it gives you more time
with joe so...

jaxass
again,,, get out of here with
your logic it's not appreaciated
at all

even steven
i love you too