jax
entertain me im bored

joey boy
wtf no??? that's not
my job

jax
as my friend, it really is

joey boy
okay we are barely friends
and you have a whole group
of other people you could be
annoying so why don't
you do that

jax
because that's no fun

jax
and that's really rude of you
to say something like that
because i consider a great
friend of mine and i might
start crying now because
of what you said

joey boy
and why do i not believe that

jax
...because im at work and
momma didn't raise no
bitch so i aint let my co-workers
see me being the mess that
i totally am

joey boy
dude if you're at work shouldn't
you be doing this thing called
working

jax
i mean probs and im double
staffed tonight because im
covering for my friend and
everything but my head was
starting to hurt so im taking
an unofficial break

joey boy
omg get back to work jax

jax
you can't tell me what to do

joey boy
please?

jax
tempting,, but no

jax
i don't wanna go and see
those vultures again

jax
ill have to refill cups and ask for
their orders and bring it out

jax
things were so much simpler when
i worked at waffle house,,, sigh

joey boy
yeah but doesn't olive garden
pay more

jax
awe you remember where i work

jax
and yeah, it does and it's so much
more professional and everything
but like at my old job i could just be
doing this behind the counter and
no one gave a single shit

jax
now im hiding in a stall

joey boy
seriously get back to work

jax
you're no fun

joey boy
how terrible

joey boy
now shoo before i block you

jax
rUDE

❀

jacky
what the fuck are you doing here??

jacky
you're supposed to be on a
date and getting some dick
right now

jacky
that was our agreement

daisy
first off, we can have this conversation
in person like more people talk and
communicate

jacky
yeah but that's no fun

daisy
whatever. and second, i got stood up

jacky
ah shit im sorry

daisy
it was awful

daisy
like being told off right before is bad
but at least then i wouldn't have to
sit in a restaurant for THIRTY
MINUTES before getting a text
saying 'hey i got tickets to this
fucking game so i'm going to
it' like ?????

jacky
that's terrible

daisy
yeah be glad that you're hopelessly
single and don't give yourself hope
for finding someone by going on
dates

jacky
are you insulting my single state????

daisy
im insulting how you just keep
fawning over joe keery even though
he's fucking straight and never gonna
happen

jacky
no hablo ingles, lo siento

daisy
you really are hopeless

daisy
get off your phone, we have work to do

jacky
trabaja?

daisy
yes you fucking idiot

daisy
and you can't take any of my tips
anymore

jacky
puta