jacky — jax
daisy — lily

daisy
yo are you working
tonight????

jacky
yeah why

daisy
good could you take
a double and work
for me too???

jacky
ugh why

daisy
i have a last minute
date tonight and he's
really cute so i wanna
get it on

daisy
and it's been such a
long time since i've
been laid so please
jax. help a girl out

jacky
but that would mean i'd
have to work double
and you know it's always
worse friday night

jacky
why would you do this
to me

daisy
because i love you and
i wanna get laid bitch

jacky
but what about my suffering
and my pain???? and the
customers that will be more
annoyed with me because
i have so much going on
and can't tend to them at
their beckon call????

daisy
yeah like you care about
that

jacky
i care about da money honey

daisy
and you'll get my tips for
the night too

jacky
ugh i hate you

daisy
same

daisy
now cover my shift

jacky
but like this isn't good
for me

daisy
yeah but ya girl is gonna
get laid and i'll return the
favor for you

jacky
what go down on me or
cover a shift

daisy
cover a shift duh

jacky
good because i am so very
gay

daisy
i know. obviously. you, and
i quote, "want that joe dick"

jacky
don't use my words against
me

jacky
he's a very nice specimen
and i am slowly tearing him
down so that i'll get what
i want

daisy
you're a terrible person

jacky
am i really though???

daisy
you won't cover my shift
so yes you are

jacky
i never said that

daisy
so you will???

jacky
i didn't say that either

daisy
you're impossible and i hate
you so much

daisy
just let me be happy and have
ONE NIGHT to myself and then
i will forever be in your favor

daisy
or at least until you have to miss
a shift and i take it for you

jacky
ugh fine i guess

daisy
thank you so much jax i
love you <3 <3 <3

jacky
stop it i hate hearts

daisy
but i love you

jacky
and i already agreed to cover your
shift so don't make me regret it

daisy
never

jacky
have a good time and get
some good dick since i have
to work DOUBLE tonight

daisy
you know it

jacky
good

jacky
because im also claiming it

daisy
that's weird

jacky
im weird so is it really out
of the blue????

daisy
no

daisy
thanks so much

jacky
whatever