jaxie
i have something to tell
you

jaxie
it's like super duper importante

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please tell me that you didn't
get arrested for some stupid
shit

jaxie
if i was arrested i would have
called not texted. they say you
only have one PHONE CALL
for a reason

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i fucking hate you jax

jaxie
we've already established that
much earlier. really, it isn't
news

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what did you even want to tell
me

jaxie
i don't know if i want to say it
anymore if im just going to be
treated like this

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oh my god

jaxie
you say that like you don't
know who i am and don't
know that im a petty bitch

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bye jax

jaxie
wait don't leave

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then start talking

jaxie
ugh fine but before i do
i want you to make sure
that you won't say a word
to anyone else

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why?

jaxie
because it's a secret and
i want to be the one to tell
everyone

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fine. i won't tell anyone,
but that means you're
making me keep a secret
from my girlfriend

jaxie
like you haven't kept
secrets from her before

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shut up

jaxie
what? and yes i do realize
what im asking you to do and
i have good reason

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whatever. i won't tell anyone
this secret that you have

jaxie
thanks

jaxie
but uhh i told joe that i liked
him

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i think that he already knew that

jaxie
and he said he felt the same way

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also obvious

jaxie
lottie!!!!

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fine i'll play along

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omg that's so exciting!!!! does
that mean you're going to date
him now!!

jaxie
well we haven't labeled anything
but like i do wanna sex him up

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literally no one says that it's
fucking weird stop it

jaxie
how dare you criticize the
wording of my feelings and
wants. but seriously i feel
great and he fucking likes
me!!!!

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it really is great jax

jaxie
thanks lottie

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but that does mean i have
to give him the shovel talk
now

jaxie
lottie no

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lottie yes

jaxie
aren't you going to give me
the shovel talk too since imma
be sucking your co-stars
dick????

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ew i did not need to read
that coming from you and no
because i know you wouldn't
hurt him. however joe i don't
trust as much so he gonna
be scared shitless into never
daring to hurt my jaxie boy

jaxie
that is possibility the sweetest
thing you have ever said to me

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shut up jax

jaxie
i love you so much lottie

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i love you too jax