alice in wonderland
oh my god, evan is fucking
pan holy shit

even steven
haha yep!

alice in wonderland
and we didn't know about this?

alice in wonderland
i don't mean it like you should've
told us immediately when you
found out but like knowing before
the rest of the public does would've
been nice you know

even steven
sorry, i just didn't know how to
tell you guys and roman and i
wanted to go public so it just
kinda fit

jaxie
if it helps alice i already knew

alice in wonderland
fuck you jax

charlotte's web
evan how could tell jax and
not any of us???

jaxie
maybe because im his brother and
of course he'd have to tell me if
he's bringing a boyfriend home

jaxie
also because he wanted my
"approval" about the relationship
or whatever

jaxie
it's why he wanted me to go to
that premier in new york way
back when

charlotte's web
makes sense but i still don't
like not knowing things

oliver wood
hi isn't it nice to know that no one
in this groupchat is straight???

alice in wonderland
damn,, u right

oliver wood
i know im right i'm a lanning

even steven
try saying that about breaking
up with timothee

oliver wood
okay fuck you

even steven
even lannings aren't always right

oliver wood
stfu already EVEN

even steven
OKAY I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE TO
THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

jaxie
haha even

even steven
BITCH THAT AINT MY NAME

even steven
IM TELLING MOM

jaxie
what she gonna do?

even steven
probably give me permission to tell
everyone your first and middle name

jaxie
mom would never betray me like that

oliver wood
wait - jax isn't even your first name???

jaxie
it's the nickname i prefer

oliver wood
omfg you HAVE to tell us your
first name at least

jaxie
never in a million years

alice in wonderland
i wanna know this too. like i was willing
to be kept in the dark about middle
names because sometimes there are
people like austin monica moon who
just shouldn't have their middle name
public to be shamed by literally everyone
else,, but like first names are game.
tell us everything

charlotte's web
love the austin and ally reference

alice in wonderland
thanks babe

jaxie
yuck

charlotte's web
whatever. so what's the first AND
middle name???

jaxie
lo siento no hablo ingles puta

charlotte's web
i take offense to that

jaxie
por que?

charlotte's web
you are actually the worst

jaxie
no entiendo

charlotte's web
i am seconds away from kicking
your ass you motherfucking bitch

jaxie
fine i'll stop

charlotte's web
and you'll tell us your name?

jaxie
woah i never said anything
about doing that

oliver wood
oh come on

even steven
your name isn't even bad

jaxie
i hate it

even steven
you're being over dramatic it's not
that bad

jaxie
still hate it

even steven
it's jackson

jaxie
I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH
EVEN HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
TO ME I THOUGHT WE WERE
BROTHERS BUT I GUESS OUR
FAMILIAL CONNECTIONS ARE
OVER. I AM DISOWNING YOU

oliver wood
jackson? you were stressing over
everyone knowing that your name
is jackson?

jaxie
hi im actually going to kill myself now :)

alice in wonderland
awe i like that name

alice in wonderland
it's cute

charlotte's web
that's not even a bad name. it's
plain and common, but it's not
a bad name like john

charlotte's web
i don't see why you didn't want us
to know

even steven
he's been called jax since he was
little. he's hated his name since
he started school and there was
another kid named jackson who
people liked more

alice in wonderland
poor baby. still like the name though

jaxie
fuck you guys