even steven
so

even steven
roman and i are going
on a date tonight

jaxass
that's cool but i don't
know why you're telling me

jaxass
i don't wanna assume
anything but since you two
are boyfriends and doing that
dating thing i think you've
already had dates and this
isn't the first one so why are you
telling me???

even steven
oh my god i hate you so much
sometimes

even steven
yes we've been on dates before
but this is different

jaxass
???

jaxass
are you gonna propose or something?

even steven
fuck no i am nowhere near ready
for marriage and neither is roman.
and yes, before you ask, we have
talked about it

jaxass
otp am right ladies???

even steven
once again, i hate you so much

jaxass
thanks for the reminder

even steven
no problem

even steven
but we're going to olive garden

jaxass
no

even steven
yes

jaxass
you are not allowed to come to
fucking olive garden during my
shift okay do you hear me?

even steven
i hear you i am just choosing to
ignore what i am currently
hearing though

jaxass
literally i hate you so much

even steven
that's nice but it isn't going to change
anything because i am still bringing
my amazing boyfriend to your place
of work while you're working and
forcing you to wait on us

jaxass
that's torture

even steven
great

jaxass
i'll get someone else to switch
with me if you're in my area

even steven
and i'll pay them to keep you as
our waiter

jaxass
i hate you

even steven
come on please?

even steven
this is our first time out together
since we stared dating. we're going
public and everything and i wanted
it to be special so why not where
my brother works so it'll kinda be
like a family thing

jaxass
you're the worst

even steven
please?

jaxass
i don't wanna

even steven
come on jackson

jaxass
i cannot believe that you would pull
that hellish name into this. it is
forbidden and i never want to hear
it again

even steven
wait have you seriously never
told any of our friends your
real name?

jaxass
i prefer for them to only know
jax hollingsworth and nothing
else

even steven
omg so you're telling me that
they don't know your first or
middle name??? this is gold

jaxass
what? how?

even steven
if you don't agree to be our
waiter tonight and congradulate
us on coming out and bringing
us like a big pride cake or
something im going tell the gc
the truth

jaxass
NO STOP IT

jaxass
YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT
YOU ASSHOLE

even steven
then do as i say

jaxass
you know im really tired of
being blackmailed

even steven
i don't care. do as i say

jaxass
ugh FINE i guess i'll be your
waiter tonight

even steven
thanks! best brother ever

jaxass
i want you to die every day
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