???
hello there

joey boy
who is this?

???
oh you,, ya boi

joey boy
still not helping. how
did you even get this
number

???
okay so like, my friend
lottie (you know, the one
you work with) gave me
your number

joey boy
okay? and why would she
do that? and who is?

???
because i'm amazing and
kept asking so she got
fed up and gave it to me

???
promise i won't leak
it or anything, don't
want anyone taking
away your attention
from me

joey boy
im blocking you

???
WAIT NO PLEASE DONT

???
I WORKED HARD FOR
THIS NUMBER

???
I BROUGHT YOU UP
IN LIKE EVERY CONVO
AND GOT A REAL JOB
AT FUCKING OLIVE
GARDEN FOR YOU
SO PLEASE LET ME HAVE
A CHANCE

joey boy
that's nice and everything
but i still don't know who
you are

???
oh right, i'm jax

??? has been changed to jax !

jax
jax hollingsworth

joey boy
wait like evan hollingworth's
brother jax???

jax
um yeah that's me

joey boy
and you wanted my number?

jax
what you're hot and
i'm really fucking
gay

joey boy
thanks but im straight

jax
damn that's a shame

jax
doesn't mean im gonna
stop texting ya

joey boy
mind reconsidering that?

jax
haha fuck off

jax
like i said, i worked HARD
to get this number so im
not stopping until you
block me

joey boy
then consider yourself
blocked

jax
pls dont seriously

jax
i just wanna have a
conversation with my
fave

joey boy
oh so you like steve then??

jax
never seen the show but
the kids look so fucking
cute like i wanna pinch
all their cheeks and the
adults look banging

jax
(which means you're fucking
hot and please let me fuck
you)

joey boy
still straight

joey boy
and you think lottie's bf
is hot

jax
yeah like in a serial killer
way, you know

joey boy
um sure

joey boy
but your brother...can i have
his number

jax
what so you can forget about
me and chat with him instead?
i think the fuck not

jax
mamma didn't raise an idiot

joey boy
sure about hat

jax
you know i thought you'd be nicer

jax
i guess i was mythtaken

joey boy
what the fuck

jax
don't judge me

jax
im having fun here

joey boy
well that makes one of us

jax
rude

joey boy
can you at least get evan to
follow me

jax
if you don't block me and
keep responding to my texts,,
ill see what i can do

joey boy
...

joey boy
deal

✧

jaxass
hey dear brother of mine

jaxass
how are you on this
fine day??

even steven
what do you want jax?

jaxass
now why do you think i want
something from you

even steven
why else would you call me
brother dearest and ask how
i am

jaxass
...

jaxass
true

jaxass
okay so like you know i got
joe's number and he said
that he would only keep
talking to me if you followed
him on insta and twitter so
can you do that

even steven
no why

jaxass
because if you don't then be
forever alone and i'll constantly
remind you about the time you
let my one chance at a bf go
because you wouldn't do one
simple favor for me

jaxass
and i'll call mom

even steven
you wouldn't

jaxass
oh i really want this boy so
i will do ANYTHING to get
what i want

even steven
fine but the moment things
go south i'm unfollowing AND
calling mom on YOU

jaxass
pleasure doing business with you :)

okay I know it's a bit unrealistic but let's just say that joe is a huge fan of evan and has been for a long time so getting one of his idols to follow him is amazing so he would be willing to put up with jax if that's what it cost