Shoto Todoroki stood outside the entrance to the Tokyo sewers.

After returning from the detective's office, he had phoned an old friend of his and Izuku for tips.

It had proved fruitful, which was why he was standing next to the dark, cavernous pipe.

The hero took a deep breath, taking out his cell phone and putting it to his ear.

"This is the place? I'm at the sewers."

Yeah.

"Are you sure?"

Yeah. I know...knew him really well. He loved this place, it's where he'd go to think. There's a room to the right of the entrance, about two hundred feet in.

"Thank you."

Fuckin' whatever. Give him a piece of your mind for me. Becoming a villain? What was that idiot thinking?

The voice on the phone was grumpy, but Todoroki could sense the barely held back pain behind it.

"Of course...Katsuki."

Click.

The poor man...this must be a huge shock for him. He and I were the only ones who were really close to Izuku besides Inko. 

He sighed.

Shoto put the phone away, then stepped into the slimy pipe.

His shoes squished with every step, and he switched on his flashlight.

The entrance quickly disappeared from sight as the hero went deeper into the tunnels.

Two hundred feet... There! 

The hero spotted a rusty hatch in the wall about the size of a door. It looked like it hadn't been opened in hundreds of years, and Todoroki felt a pang of doubt go through him.

Trust Bakugou. 

He cautiously gripped the handle.

At his touch, the hatch swung open without a sound. Shoto spotted gleaming metal beneath the rust.

Bingo. The hero smiled grimly, but it quickly morphed into a hard line.

I'm coming, Izuku.

Shoto cautiously stepped inside, wincing at the sound his feet made as he clambered through the hatch and set himself onto the ground.

Inside was a dark metal hallway with a door at the end.

Bakugou said that this used to be a maintenance shaft. Behind that door should be a room.

Todoroki started down the hallway.

The dual-haired hero collected himself before pushing open the door, hand flaming.

Inside was a lit room full of papers and computers. 

But Shoto focused on the only other person in the room.

"Himiko, finally. I thought I would have-" Izuku looked up from his desk, faltering.

A glimmer of surprise flickered through the green pools of his eyes, which quickly faded to droll amusement.

"Hmm. You're alive." He spoke with dark resignation and humor, a combination that Todoroki found very hard to understand.

"Of course you would be. That's a relief. But I am wondering..." the villain stood and began walking to the taller hero.

"How did you find me?" 

Shoto stared into those eyes that he knew so unfailingly well.

"That's a relief." 

"You...didn't want to kill me." The sentence was spoken more like a question. Todoroki gazed at the love of his life, begging for validation silently.

"Well, of course not. I love you, don't I? Boss made me do it. Honestly, babe. Don't you know me by now?" Izuku trailed his fingers down the front of Shoto's hero suit.

"Apparently not, goddamnit!" The hero had had enough of Midoriya's games. 

"You become a villain, after all you said you wanted was to be a hero. We were going to grow old together, Izuku! ALL MIGHT IS DEAD, and for all I know you killed him!" Todoroki shouted.

"You disappeared without a trace. You ruined me, Midoriya. I will never love anyone else! I knew from the moment I laid eyes on that face of yours that I wanted to live the rest of my life with you. And then you become a villain and try to kill me and I feel like I don't even know you anymore! You keep toying with me, tell me you love me and then leave me to die."

Todoroki looked at the villain. "What do I even have to live for anymore?" He spoke in a defeated tone. 

He turned to leave, trying to appear uncaring, but desperately wanting to turn back, to make amends. The hero's heart was shattering into pieces. 

Shoto's eyes widened with surprise as he felt Izuku grab his arm and slam him to the concrete floor, knocking the breath out of him.

They were face to face.  Midoriya trapped the taller hero with his knees and smashed their lips together.

I already know what you're thinking

no 

they AREN'T GONNA FUCK OK

GEEZ

sorry bout that back 2 the story

Izuku looked down at Todoroki with amusement.

The hero's face was on fire. Literally. One side of his face had burst into flame.

When he finally recovered, Midoriya dusted himself off and stood, holding his wrists out.

Todoroki stood up hesitantly. "Um..."

Izuku rolled his eyes, reached onto Shoto's belt and snapped handcuffs onto himself.

"Well?" He demanded.

"What are you doing?" 

"Proving to you that I still love you. I've got to keep an eye on you, anyway, and that's easier to do when Boss thinks I'm captured." 

"W...why are you doing this?"

"Because it's not worth being a villain if the only person I ever liked ends up dying!" Izuku huffed.

"Now hurry up, these stupid things are chafing my wrists."

Shoto hesitantly took Midoriya's arm, stunned by this turn of events.

"Now...how did you find me again?"

Shoto explained quickly. 

Even though he's a villain now, he's still curious and stubborn...which means he's also probably just as dirty-minded.

Shoto paled at the thought.

"Aww, really? Kacchan? Fuck." Midoriya swore.

Wait, he swears now?

"Let me talk to him." 

They were almost back in the sunlight by then, and Todoroki started.

"You...want to talk to Katsuki?"

Okay.

I wrote this part in just for the comedic value

but  come on don't you want to hear Bakugou talk to Villain Deku

"Yeah. Let me see your phone, this should be fun." Izuku grabbed Shoto's phone and started dialing.

While they were waiting for Bakugou to pick up,  Shoto asked,

"Why be a villain, Izuku? You always wanted to be a hero..."

"It's more fun. And I'm on the winning side. Besides, Toga and Dabi are my friends, too! The other villains are pretty nice. Besides, Dabi's smoking hot, in more ways than one."

Midoriya winked. Todoroki rolled his eyes.

Does he have to flirt with everyone? Honestly, he's so much more confident now...

The phone picked up.

What the fuck do you want, IcyHot? Any luck with the tip I gave you? Guess not, if you're bothering me again.

The voice through the phone spoke with an air of superiority. 

"Hello, Katsuki. Listen, do you have a moment? Actually..."

Yeah, I'm at home, why? 

"Someone wants to talk to you."

Who?

"'Sup, Kacchan?" Izuku spoke into the microphone.

DEKU!

Both winced as Bakugou's voice exploded out of the phone.

I swear to FUCKING GOD I'm gonna FUCKING KILL YOU you FUCKING IDIOT! SHITTY-ASS NERD! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? 

"I mean, you can try. How's it in America, coward? Getting used to running away from fights are we Kacchan? At least you can be the number one hero now, but I'll be the number one villain." 

Todoroki grimaced.

Bakugou is going to want to murder him...

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? AT LEAST I DIDN'T BECOME A FUCKING VILLAIN! 

"Shh, Kacchan. They can hear you in America-oh, wait. You live there now." 

Shut up!  You're probably not even a real villain! What do you do, grab purses from old ladies?

"Actually, I once wandered across a two hundred-something Girl Scout parade that was blocking the road. I was really annoyed, so I killed them all." Izuku proudly said.

Todoroki paled. That was HIM?

Silence crackled on the phone line.

You're joking, right?

"Nah, it was even in the newspaper. I slit their fucking throats." Midoriya said in a chilling tone.

"Aww, Todoroki, you look so scared. It's just me. And I'm restrained!" Izuku pouted, noticing Shoto's face.

"You and I both know that you can break out of those in two seconds flat."

Goddamnit, half n' half, keep a closer eye on your boyfriend. You let him murder TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE?

"Actually it was four thousand six hundred seventy-two in total." the green-haired villain chimed in.

Deku, what the fuck is wrong with you? I gotta go. If you're good I might visit you in prison.

"Bye, Kacchan!"

The villain turned back to his boyfriend.

"Lead the way, Shoto. I hear prison cells these days are actually pretty comfortable."

Well this chapter is fucking CHAOTIC

and also really bad.

But  anyway

Hope u enjoyed this chapter! 

Luv, 

Cinny