"Sidhaaarth, dekh iss baar BBB mein main tere saath hoon. SidNaazians pagal ho jaayenge hume saath dekhkar, main chahti hoon ki Rumi se jyada chummi main teri loon iss baar", Shehnaaz demands.

"Abhey Gadhi, tujhe offscreen itni milti hai phir tu mera onscreen kitna juloos nikaalegi? Yeh jo tere mere haters hai, ek dusre ka khoon kardenge, aur SidNaazians khushi ke maare mar mara na jaaye..", Sidharth expresses.

"Haters jaaye bhaad mein.. tu bas mujhe jyada chummi dega..", Shehnaaz insists.

"Par yeh sab mere haath mein thodi hi hai na darling. Yeh toh writer jaise chahegi uspe depend karta hai. Ab main aur tum kya kar sakte hai. Tujhe main offscreen deta hoon na.", Sidharth says.

"Tu meri baat nahi na manega? Tujhe meri kasam", she says.

"Abhey yaar... Chal mein PoohBear se baat karta hoon.. waise woh romantic scenes likhne main thoda paidal hai.. par tere liye main Agmi aur Ishmi ke dono kisses milakar bhi jyada smooching scenes dilaaunga dekhna..", he promises.

"Haaye mera kullu.. kinna nonna bachcha hai mera.. ummahhh ummaahh..", she kisses.

"Isse count kar loon?", He pulls her leg.

"Maar khaayega mere se ab.", She screams.
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"Shehnaaz, tu to smoker bann gayi.. meri ek bhi smoking scene nahi hai iss baar.", Sidharth says after reading the script.

"Haaye, mujhe smoking nahi aata.. haan meine na ek baar apne album Range ke liye hookah piya tha..", Shehnaaz reminisce.

"Haan, toh bas waise hi karna. Aur tu fikar math kar aadhe episodes ke baad main PoohBear se kehke saare smoking scenes hatwaake kissing scenes lagwa dunga.. ek teer se do nishaana..", he says..

"Ganda bachcha.. mere se kissi karega onscreen? Haan.. (slapping his cheeks playfully) Haan kullu.. Haayee apne SidNaazians ki toh lottery lag padegi, DD3 ke dur se kiss ki acting ko hi edit karke kiss ka maza le rahe the, ab toh pagal ho jaayenge yeh analyse karne mein ki kaunsa kiss hottest hai..", she says.

"Sahi main tu bahut badi paagal hai", he says smiling.
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"Thik se bait, aur us taraf dekh warna, chashmein mein zoom karke SidNaazian pehchaan lenge ki photo maine kheechi hai..", Sana says while clicking his picture on flight.

"Sahi hai.. Tu toh itna twitter pe aati nahi, saare SidNaazian mera juloos nikaalne mein lag jaate hai..", he says.

"Toh! Sabko pata hai tu mera hai aur mera hi hai. Phir bhi teri wajah se private rehna padta hai.", She says.

"Toh onscreen itna mil raha hai offscreen ki chemistry apne liye hai na?", He says..

"Offscreen se yaad aaya, chal apni saath mein selfie lete hai, mere personal album ke liye.", She says. He nods and then they take selfie together.
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"Ma'am woh aaj mera birthday hai, Doughnuts lijiye..", a spot boy forwards her the box.

"Happy birthday Mahesh", she puts her hand inside the box and jumps away in fear and hugs Sidharth who was standing near by.

"Kya hua Sana?", Sidharth asks

"Ammaa ammaa.. Sidhaaarth us box mein kuch hai..", she says scared.

"Doughnuts hai darling.", Says Sidharth.

"Nahi, woh kuch hil raha tha uske andar.", She says petrified.

"Kya hai dikhao", says Sidharth.

Mahesh pulls out a white rat outside and Shehnaaz runs and hides behind Sidharth screaming. Sidharth laughs loudly.

"Sidhaaarth.. yeh tera prank hai?", She frowns and fake cries.

"Arey, par yeh Sweety ka pet hai. Maine bas tera introduction karaya..", he says.

"Ammmaaa.. yeh kaha ka pet hai.. mujhe nahi chahiye.. Sidhaaarth.. woh dekh mujhe kaise dekh raha hai, aisa lagta hai mujhe khaa jaayega..", Sana screams looking at little white rat.

"Kuch nahi hoga meri jaan.. chuha hai koi dinosaur nahi jo tujhe khaa jayega..", he tries explaining her.

"Nahi Amma.. koi aur pet dedo mujhe.", she says..

"Sher laake doon? Chalega?", He asks annoyed.

"Bakwaas band karega apni.. Kaun bakwaas writer hai yaar, usko koi normal sa pet nahi mila kya? Isko dekh ke hi meri badan mein kuch kuch hone lag pada..", she says shivering..

"Itna sexy laga tereko woh ki tere badan mein kuch kuch hone laga?", Sid whispers.

"Kuch kuch matlab aise aise hota hai na...(shivers) Ki darr ke maare hilne lagta hai aadmi.. woh kya kehte hai usko.. tu samajh jaa na yaar..", Sana whines making a pout.

"Haan darling samaj gaya, chal ab isko aise aise slowly sehla.. dekh kuch nahi karta..", he caresses the little rat slowly.

Sana slowly moves her hand closer to the rat and jumps away.

"Graphics laga do na.. real wali kyu chahiye?", she cries..

"Kya hai moti? Teri size dekh aur uski size dekh.. itna kyu darr rahi hai? Teri harkat dekh ke woh bechara aur darr raha hai.. Chal aa ab.", He says.

She hesitantly touches the rat before getting comfortable with it.

"Haaye, kitna soft hai yeh. Hi chuhe.. mere chuhe.. mujhe kaatega na toh main tere peeche billi laga dungi.. samjhe chuhe..", she slowly caresses the rat and speaks with gritting teeth while Sid stares at her in disbelief.

"Uska naam Sheru hai..", he says.

"Sheru ho ya Peru, kya farak padta hai, hai toh Chuha hi na?", She asks.

"Achcha? Sirf Tommy ke liye sentiment hai teri? Twada kutta Tommy, Sadda chuha chuha?", He asks..

Sana chuckles.

"Zor se mat bol varna Yashraj Mukhate Tommy - version 2 nikaal dega tere dialogue pe.", She laughs.
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"And Action...", The director says.

Agastya: Stay away from my Sweety. Agar tumne isko haat bhi lagaya na toh main tumhara gala ghottke tumhe maar dunga. Thoda sober kya bana, tumne mujhe nalla samajh liya kya? Apne pe aaya toh barabar rainbow bana dunga tumhara. Aur haan Sweety koi Sakshi nahi hai, isko ek minute nahi lagega tumhe phaad ke rakhne mein.

"And cut.. Excellent Sidharth.", director shows thumbs up.

Shehnaaz: Oye yeh kya bol raha hai? Dialogue toh gala ghottke marne tak hi tha na? Nalla, Rainbow aur Phaadke rakhna yeh sab kya bol raha hai.

Sidharth: Improvise kiya maine. Apna patented dialogue hai. Dekhna yahi dialogue apna famous hoga.
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"Tu hai na.. mere se baat math kar..", Shehnaaz shouts at Sidharth.

"Par maine kiya kya baby?", Asks Sidharth.

"Tu uss Nikki ke saath reel kaise bana raha tha?", She asks angrily..

"Arey.. usne saamne se aake pucha. Itni insist kar rahi thi toh bana diya..", he says.

"Achcha? Mere saath reel banane mein tujhe privacy yaad aati hai, par usko tu mana nahi kar paaya.. Aur usne woh Insta pe upload kiya.. aur tere woh Kattar Sidhearts #SidNik kar rahe hai.. #SidNaaz ke naam pe toh unko maut aa jati hai", she says annoyed.

"Arey, par tujhe pata hai na ki aisa kuch nahi.. jo hai bas SidNaaz hi hai..", he says.

"Huh!! Main bhi Sweety ke Dad ke saath Reel banaungi. Okay?", She asks.

"Haan, thik hai kar le.. woh gaana hai na Papa kehte hai bada naam karega uspe kar le ya phir Baabul ki duaye leti jaa.. ispe karle", he says.

"Huh! Kamina.. jaa main Rishab ya Sweety ke ex boyfriend ke saath bana leti hoon reel.", She says.

"Main kya bol raha tha, hum dono ek reel banate hai saath mein darling.. Woh BBB3 ka 'Main teri Hogayiaan' pe karte hai.. #SidNaaz ka tag bhi daal dete hai..", he suggests..

"Ab bada possessive bann raha hai.. chal ab maan gaya hai toh banate hai reel", she says.
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"Oye moti, ek pappi de na..", Sidharth flirtatiously ask.

"Kyu? Set pe tera mann nahi bhara? zabardasti retakes pe retakes le raha tha romantic scenes pe..", Sana says.

"Haan toh 18 ghante shift karna padta hai toh offscreen ka kaam bhi onscreen hi karunga na? Upar se tu bahut camera conscious ho rahi thi, thik se kar bhi nahi rahi thi, toh le liya retakes jab tak satisfy nahi hua tab tak.", Sidharth says.

"Achcha sun, meri dance kaisi lagi?", She asks.

"Bahut sahi thi. Woh costume bhi bada jach raha tha tujhe. Badi bindi mein toh kya dikh rahi thi.", He says.

"Kal shaadi ka scene shoot hoga na? Tu hamesha shaadi ke scenes ko ulta kara dete ho na taaki kahi kisi se sachchi shaadi na ho jaaye.. mere saath bhi aise hi karega?", She asks..

"Waise shaadi toh tujhse hi karni hai.. Kya kehti hai, sach ki shaadi kar le kya kal?", He asks.

"Matlab", she asks.

"Matlab iss baar scenes ko upar niche nahi karte, flow mein onscreen pe sachi wali shaadi kar lete hai..", he says.

"Haaye sachchi?", She asks.

"Haan, final shoot ke baad honeymoon pe chalte hai.. underground ho jaate hai jaise Goa mein huye the..", he raises his eyebrows..

"Haan.. Are you ready for the task?", She asks with a smile.

"Ever ready! Are you ready for the task?", He winks.

She nods and giggles..

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