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"..I don't know what I want. So don't ask me, cause I'm still trying to figure it out.."

-Taylor Swift (A Place in this World)

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"Tobi, come back here you little sh*t!!"

"Waaahh!! Sakura-chan! Hide Tobi! Hidan-san is going to kill Tobi!!"

I giggled.

It has been a couple of days since we reached this hideout. Me, Tobi, Hidan and Konan are now in the training grounds enhancing our skills. The others? They have missions.

Ever since I ressurected the Akatsuki, the news spread like fire across the whole Shinobi World. And because of that, their old clients asked us yesterday if we can do some assasination missions for them. And of course, I approved of it. If we want to get our revenge on the Leaf, then we need to raise this organization back on its feet.

"Tobi, cut it out. Haha. It's not like that old man's gonna kill ya!" I said to the trembling man child. He was freakin' scared of the fuming Jashinist, for Pete's sake! (Whoever tha F*ck is Pete.)

"Heh! Like f*ck, I would even miss killing that F*cker! No one makes fun of f*cking Jashin and lived to tell the story!!" Hidan cussed and unleashed a rather uncomfortable aura.

I rolled my eyes at them.

"Men. Can't even last a day without making trouble."

I turned to the voice. Konan. Yeah, me and her are pretty close now. Well, since we are the only female members of the group. And, the only ones logical and sane, as I may say (of course, except for Itachi and Pein). I smirked. "Wanna call it a day?" I asked. She smiled and gave me a small nod before we left the training grounds with those two coconut heads playing cat and mouse.

The moment we stepped into the living room,

"Art is a bang, un! You can never change that fact, yeah!!"

Oh no. Here we go again. I forgot that they were assigned with an easy mission.

"Tsk. Stop being so pathetic, Deidara. Art, is the eternal beauty in an object! It is what lasts forever and never dies!"

"It is a bang, un!"

"Kid, its eternal!"

"No it isn't, yeah!"

"Yes it is!"

"No, un!"

"Yes!"

"N--!"

"SHUT THE F*CK UP, YOU MORONS! YOU'RE GIVING ME A FREAKING HEADACHE!!" I shouted, clearly annoyed. The two immediately stopped their foolish argument and looked at me. Konan laughed at them. Hah! That's what I'm talking about.

"S-Sorry, Sakura, un.." Deidara pouted and slowly walked to the kitchen. I glared at his back.

"And don't you dare take my yogurt, blondie!"

"Damn, un!" -__-'

"You were saying?!"

"N-Nothing, yeah!" O__O!

I smirked. "Good."

I sat on the couch and turned on the TV. Konan went to the garden for a while to water her roses, I think? Anyway,

"Don't act like you're the boss, little girl."

I snapped my head at the redhead sitting in the FAAAR end of the couch. Tsk. I hate this puppet. I glared at him.

"Well, I am your boss, Akasuna. So, if I were you, I'd shut the hell up."

He smirked. "Make me."

Grrr! He's even worse than that Uchiha! Argh. Remind me again why I revived this jerk?! "Simple. Because I am a puppet master. I am an asset to this organization. Not to mention that I am the most good-looking and decent one."

Wait! He can read my mind?!

"You are clearly vocalizing your thoughts, sweetheart."

Kuso! "Shut up!"

But instead of doing so, Sasori only inched closer. I backed away a bit. Fury still visible in my eyes. He looks damn as hell amused!

"I thought I told you to make me.."

I was about to argue again, but I was shocked when his lips claimed mine. We shared a passionate kiss afterwards, with me finding myself enjoy the moment. Damn, he's a grat kisser!

We pulled away after a good two minutes and stared at each other.. Just then--

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS EYES!!!"

I snapped my head towards the door and glared at the other Akatsuki members who just came in. They had wide eyes but what irked me more was the fact that one of them actually screamed like a little girl!

And I guess they got the message.

"Okay you morons, which one of you screamed like a chicken?!"

I shouted.

They all gulped and turned their heads to... Wait?!

Itachi?!?!

"H-Hey, weasel! Y-you're the one who...?"

"H-Hn!! I-I have to go!"

And with that he ran out of the room. Everyone stayed silent until Hidan just had to speak up.

"I knew he was gay."

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