Bad Blood

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Band aids Can't Fix Bullet Holes..
-Taylor Swift (Bad Blood)

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"WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

Zetsu and Tobi cowered. Tsk. Why on earth do I have freakin' idiots in my organization?! Oh, scratch that.

THEY ARE ALL IDIOTS!! Brainless sh*ts!!

"Sakura-chan, T-Tobi is sorry to read Sakura-chan's invitation."

I rolled my eyes. Well, these morons just read my so called 'invitation' thingy without my beautiful permission!! Enough said. I glared at Zetsu. "Gimme, you bastard."

I saw him gulped and handed me the card.

I looked at it and eww... PINK. Tsk.

I sat on my couch, with Dei-chan and Kisame watching some crappy drama series on TV and opened this stupid invitation sh*t.

And...

O_____O

HOLY MOTHERF*****G POTATO!!!

"WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

(>__>) (^o^)~ (<__<)

They looked at me like I'm some kinda maniac or something. But to hell to it!!! Hahahahaha!!

"HEY, KISAME! GO CALL THE WEASEL! HAHAHAHHA!!"

Kisame frowned. Tsk. Don't tell me he's gonna ruin my mood!?!

"Make me!" -him

I gave him a wicked smile. "Want me to deep fry you or turn ya to sushi???"

He put on his defeated face and stood up from MY couch. "Yeah, yeah." And went to the weasel's room. After two seconds..WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO F*CKING LONG?!

"Hey, Sakura, what's with the constipated face, un??"

"Shut the hell up, Barbie, or else I'll show YOU the meaning of constipated, you F*CKER!!"

"Y-Yes un!!"

As I waited for the turtle-fish to return with a weasel, I scanned the letter once again and smirked. Damn! Hahahaha...

"On your monthly period again, sweetheart?"

And yeah, I felt someone sit beside me. And I guess it doesn't take a genius to guess who the idiot number four is. =___=

"Akasuna?"

"Hm?"

"You are such a bisexual bastard."

And then, FINALLY!! AFTER A THOUSAND YEARS! KISAME the fish craker came in with the weasel!! Hahaha. Itachi eyed me and smirked. "Well, someone is in a good mood today.. Mind if I ask why?"

I threw him the invitation. "Read it and laugh your ass off."

He looked freakin' puzzled at first, but when he read the card's content he fainted. =___= is he a HE or a SHE? Tsk. Damn, Itachi.

Just when I was about to step on the Uchiha's face to wake him up, Kisame picked up the invitation and read it aloud:

Sakura Haruno & Itachi Uchiha,

You two are invited to the most awful wedding ever to happen in Konoha. The wedding of UCHIHA SASUKE and UZUMAKI KARIN. We hope you will NOT choose to come even if this sh*t is an invitation.

-Konoha

After reading it, Kisame paled. There!! "HEY KISAME! Why so white?! Haha, you bastard! Your problem's solved! You're not freakin' Blue anymore, Dory!" He glared at me. "Tsk."

While the two ART-SH*TS, beside me looked like they saw a ghost! I smirked and leaned back.

"S-Sasuke and Ka-Karin, un?! Yuck..." -Deiderella

"Tsk. I pity that Uchiha brat. Hes gonna enter hell and come back dead after that crappy wedding.." -Sasori

I laughed again.

"Let them be! There are just PERFECT for each other! A dirty slut and a manwhore! Hahahaha~ I wouldn't mind being the Godmother of their future kid! Hahahahha... Poor, poor, child."

But I guess, Sasori saw right through me and leaned his face closer to mine, and Damn it with his smirk!!!

"Oh, so you're not...hurt?"

"Like Eeff I would!! They can even chain themselves together as if I care!?!"

Tsk. Bastard.

And yet, his smirk widened and that puppet master had this playful glint in his eyes.

And, yeah. I got the idea. Mwahahahaha!

"Sweetie, when is the wedding?" He asked. I smirked."Its to be held three days from now, Darling.."

Deidara frowned. "What in the name of art are you to talking about, un???"

I faced him and gave my sweetest smile.

"Two words, bastard..

SWEET. REVENGE."

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