A/n: sixty nine 😏😏😏

"ANDREW YOU COCK SUCKING SON OF A BIT-"

"How'd you know I like cocks?"

"WHAT?!"

"Nothing-"

"Ma'am calm down!" Tiffany screamed, running up to Lucia and grabbing her before she could take her glove off and smack Andrew in the face with it.

"I will not calm down!" Lucia fumed. She whipped her head towards Andrew and gave him a fiery glare that could smoke out a beehive.

Andrew looked away. He was a little scared to see the woman that was usually so calm and sweet turn into an angry mama bear in two seconds flat.

"He-he raped Emily! He raped my daughter! And my son! He touched my children!"

"Andrew is this true?" The officers asked.

"No"

"He's lying!"

"AM NOT!"

"IS TOO!!"

"ALRIGHT!" Paul yelled, silencing them.

Andrew smirked, whispering "am not"

Lucia growled at him angrily.

"Lucia why don't you come into this room in the back with us and explain everything you know."

Lucia complied, sighing.

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"ROMAN WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Remus screamed, pushing Roman off of Virgil, who was having a panic attack, so that he could run to Janus and cling to his chest.

"I-I-"

"Get out" Virgil whispered, voice cracking.

"What? Virgil i'm sorr-"

"I SAID GET OUT OF HERE! EVER HEAR OF CONSENT, YOU MORONIC FUC-"

"Ugh! FINE!" Roman yelled running out of the house in anger.

"Virgil what happened?" Remus asked.

"He kissed me without my consent"

"Yeah, no shi-" Remus glared at Janus, "I mean- what provoked the kiss?" Janus asked.

"I-I don't know, we were just looking at each other and then-then he kissed me!" Virgil told them, shaking and breathing unsteady, "But don't worry Remus, he's not as good of a kisser as you" Virgil smirked.

Remus mirrored the smirk on his boyfriend's face, "darn right" and smooched Virgil on the lips.

"I-I can't believe he just did that" Virgil whispered, pushing all humor aside, "that really gave me the ick..."

Janus and Remus were close to tears by now as they looked at Virgil, reality hitting them, "you're safe..oh my god do you know how worried we were?" Janus whispered.

"I'm murdering Roman later,,but..god, I just need tot talk to you, need to feel you...non sexually for now..,know this is real.." Remus whispered.

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Roman ran out of Virgil's house, glaring at the ground as he kicked a pinecone with enough force to break the window of a car that was passing by.

'Why'd you kiss him you idiot?!?! You know he's in a relationship! Have you not seen the instagram photos?!?'

"I know, brain! It's just that- at first I was just playing along, I didn't actually like him- but now I feel something different! Now I feel the need to love him!" Roman yelled at his brain.

'Push those feelings aside, then. Because he doesn't love you' His brain told him.

"But-" Roman looked sadly at the obliterated pinecone he kicked and sighed. "Okay..."

Some people passing by gave him weird looks, noticing he was talking to himself.

But he didn't care.

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"Jack get over here" Rose whispered.

"Why?"

"Shhh, just get the camera!"

"Okay, okay!"

Jack entered Emile's bedroom to see both him and Remy under the covers, cuddling.

They snapped a few (hundred) pictures and ran away to print and frame them.

"Let's hang it in the living room for them to see when they wake up" Rose snickered.

"Alright" Jack smiled, getting an empty picture frame.

"Mama i'm home!" Patton yelled, opening the door.

"Nice reference" Rose said with finger guns.

"What? ...Oh! Yeah" he chuckled.

"Did you bring your cute nerdy boyfriend?" Rose teased, getting a rosy blush from her son.

"No..he went home after we got back from helping Virgil!" Patton beamed.

"His dad's all over the news. Andrew must be a real criminal huh?" Jack asked.

"Yeah! He's a real meanie" Patton pouted, "My dark strange son doesn't deserve that kind of treatment!"

"Yeah, he's a good kid" Rose sighed, "how's Lucia? Is she okay...? Oh, I wish I could have visited her today!"

"She's going to be okay! Really sore..and achy and emotionally scarred...but she isn't dead!" Patton exclaimed.

"Anyways, look what I have" Jack said after finally figuring out how to put the picture into the frame.

"Oooh, they're going to be so mad when they see this!" Patton chuckled.

"That's the point! Oooooh, we should send logan some of your baby photos!" Rose smirked.

Patton's face turned red as he begged for his mom to not do that. "Moooom! No! He's going to laugh at meee!" He dragged.

"Oh, i'm sure he won't make fun of you darling. But now that I think of it, your baby videos are much more entertaining" Rose smirked.

"NOPE, YOU KNOW WHAT, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, SEND HIM THE PICTURES!" Patton screamed, waking Remy and Emile.

They came downstairs.

"What's all the screaming-" Emile saw the picture.

"MOOOOOMMMMMMMM"